Mate Who Turned Up With El Cheapo Beer Spotted Drinking Everything But His El Cheapo Beer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A cheeky local man has been raked over the coals by his mates this afternoon.
The generally well liked local air-conditioning mechanic named Brendon...
Kissinger’s Posthumously Released Spotify Wrapped Surprisingly Reveals Aussie Duo As Top Artist
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some news that nobody on the face of the earth saw coming, it's been revealed that Henry Kissinger was a massive fan...
Tributes Flow For One Of The World’s Most Beloved War Criminals: “Dead At 100, Far Too Late”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Tributes are today pouring in for one of the titans of modern history, Doctor Henry Kissinger.
The former US National Security Advisor and...
Coopers Revealed To Be The Beer Equivalent Of A Box Of Favourites
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A groundbreaking new study has been released this week, which is set to shake the beverage industry to its core.
A landmark report from...
Bloke With Stable 9-5 White Collar Job Proud To Share His Spotify Wrap Is 95% Hard Gangster Rap
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
Charlie Hammersmith eagerly awaited his turn to share his Spotify Wrapped 2023 highlights via the group chat.
He was thrilled to reveal...
Cost Of Living Crisis Causes Local Yuppie To Discreetly Use Buy Now / Pay Later App At Cafe
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
In a bid to maintain their pre-cost living crisis lifestyle, a local yuppie has been spotted engaging in covert operations, discreetly using a Buy...
91% Of Boat Party Spent Documenting Boat Party
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A boat party on Lake Betoota has gone down an absolute treat, it can be confirmed today.
Taking place over the weekend, the...
City Man Returns From First Camping Weekend With Dreams Of ‘Cutting A Lap’
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A man who hammers out emails for a living won’t shut up about the great outdoors today as he regales stories...
New Zealand’s Version Of Bob Katter Says Well You Scoundrels Thought I’d Carked It But Ya Can’t Keep A Good Kiwi Down, Matter Of Fact, Those Who Danced On...
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
New Zealand has finally agreed to a three-party coalition government, nearly a month and half after their 2023 Election
National Party leader Christopher Luxon...
Ridley Scott Wastes $200 Million In Futile Attempt At Making Greatest Napoleon Movie Of All Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The man behind a swathe of classic and well loved movies has this year wasted a significant chunk of time.
Ridley Scott has...
