Exhaust Pipe On Local Concreter’s Hilux Found To Be The Suburban Equivalent Of A Farmhouse Rooster
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The canon on the back of a local motor vehicle has today been identified as the leading cause of neighbourly aggravation in Betoota...
Prime Minister Joins Kyle And Jackie O To Discuss The Weirdest Place He’s Ever Had A Wank
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The Prime Minister of Australia has today taken time out of his busy schedule to talk about the things that matter.
With the...
Rumours Of An OnlyFans Account The Biggest Source Of Gossip In Small Country Town Since Mayor’s Affair
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The small town of Casmore is this week revelling in some serious excitement.
Famous for being the home of the 'real' Big Magpie,...
8 Giant Corporations That Are Doing A Bit Better At Saving Money Than You Stupid Peasants
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Doing it tough at the moment? Struggling with the bills? Having your heart sink when the cashier reads out your total when you...
Optus CEO Easier To Get Rid Of Than One Of Their Phone Contracts
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The nation has today been rocked by some financial news out of one of the big cities.
Ordinary people have been left scratching...
Go Woke. Go Win The Ashes, World Test Championship And The World Cup
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Right-wing culture warriors in Australia have today been forced to update one of their favourite sayings after a historic evening in Ahmedabad.
Those...
England Chime In To Remind Cricketing World That They Actually Won The Moral World Cup
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The philosophical leaders of the sporting world have today moved to remind everyone about a thing of great importance.
Following Australia's victory over...
South Australian Man Gives Birth To World Record 11 Sons
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A humble South Australian man with strong facial hair has today shocked the world.
Craigmore local Travis Head has broken multiple records overnight,...
Bunch Of Convict Losers Win The World Cup
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In some news from one of India's largest cities, a bunch of convicts have managed to win something quite significant.
At roughly 2am...
New Study Reveals That Everyone Has A Traumatic Guinea Pig Story
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In a groundbreaking new study, Betoota's South Betoota Polytechnic University has uncovered an incredible fact.
A new report has revealed that everyone...
