“It’s For A Good Cause” Says Suburban Woman, Adding The 2024 Topless Firefighters Calendar To Her Cart
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Suburban woman Betty Ford, has done her bit for the local community this week by adding the 2024 Topless Firefighters Calendar to...
INFLATION: Holding An Iced Long Black Now Seen As A Sign Of Disposable Income
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Australia’s cost of living crisis has given rise to a peculiar new status symbol in Australia’s urban jungles.
The refreshing Iced Long...
South African Cricket Team Banned From Playing With Marbles, Coins And Small Bits Of Lego
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Things have gone from bad to worse for the South African cricket team today, after management confirmed a new ban has been put...
Hungry Jacks Deny Claims Of Misleading Consuming Customers With New JackFlurry Range
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Fast food franchise Hungry Jacks have fired a another shot in the Burger Wars today.
The burger chain has revealed a new range...
Last Stop Larrimah Criticised For Lack Of Passive Aggressive Posts In Local Community Facebook Group
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The producers of the hit TV show Last Stop Larrimah are today in damage control.
The new Netflix production is facing heavy criticism...
Furiously Hand Written No Parking Sign Suggests Your Car Will Get Damaged If You Do Park There
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A resident of Betoota Grove has today been accused of failing to read between the lines.
Visiting a family member in our town's...
Solo Continues Aggressive Expansion Into Non-Soft Drink Markets
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In a move that has left many scratching their heads, Solo, the iconic soft drink brand, has announced its pivot into the growing...
87% Of Book Club Meetup Spent Purely Discussing Gossip
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Shocking reports have rolled in over the weekend as it turns out that 87% of Betoota's local Book Club meetups have been...
South African Cricket Team Unveil Special Commemorative Chokers Ahead Of World Cup Semi Final
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The South African cricket team have today revealed a special new decorative item for the knockout stages of the 2023 Cricket World Cup....
UN Achieve Rare Peacekeeping Success As Home Owner And Teens Agree To Split The Costs Of Hose
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All eyes are on Geneva as the most anticipated peace agreement since the Oslo accords are set to take place.
It was an emotional...
