Local Woman Gets Final Push Into Health Kick After Ex-Boyfriend’s Oversized Shirt Begins Fitting Snugly
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There’s nothing quite like wearing a boys shirt or jumper, and any girl with a partner will tell you that one of the...
Vege Burger Good In Theory
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Pub lunch participant Leoni Sprigg (43) ended up being part of a scientific study against her will during Friday lunch at French Quarter...
“Oi.. We Don’t Do That Here!” – Scotty Bravely Orders AFP To Lower Their Guns During Protests
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has continued digging further into the hole that has found his Parliament swamped by thousands of protestors today.
In...
Background Check Sees Local Woman Find Out Crush’s Estimated Career Salary Before First Date
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When it comes to dating, local woman Theresa is pretty damn efficient.
So efficient, her sleuthing skills have her finding everything she needs to...
Paid Leave Porter Spends Morning Trying To Feed 24 Panadol Rapids To A Local Rainbow Lorikeet
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The nation's embattled Attorney General has today spent the morning trying to remember what he used to do for fun, before he became...
Paid Leave Porter Spends Afternoon Using Egg Account To Prove That Gender Pay Gap Is A Myth
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With the celebration of International Women's Day taking place this Monday, it's safe to say a lot of Men's Rights Activists have been...
Married Man In Major Need Of A Hobby Counts Down Days Until Next Bucks Party
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If someone had told local man Jarryd Thorne that being a married father would be less baseball catching moments and more crocodile tears...
Woman Instantly Wooed By Watching Crush Parallel Park In One Point
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A local woman who’s been weighing up whether she’s attracted to a potential beau has had her feelings confirmed one sunny Sunday afternoon...
PM Addresses Mardi Gras Crowd: “I Don’t Have A Problem With Youse, Just Keep It Away From Me”
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In a dazzling display of allyship Prime Minister Scott Morrison has sent a glowing message of support to the queer community ahead of...
Scotty Distracts News Cycle With Photos Of Him At Home Building A 100,000 Hen Battery Farm
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With the government under siege, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today had to act swiftly to remind both the media and...
