“That Wasn’t You Down There In Byron Was It? Haha” Every Builder In Brisbane Asks Apprentice
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As Brisbane remains in the midst of a snap three-day-lockdown, the construction industry continues to move forward as an essential service.
However, the tradesmen...
Calls For ‘The Day My Bum Went Psycho’ To Be Banned Due To Problematic Portrayal Of Diarrhoea
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some news from the literary world today, book publishers are facing vocal demands to immediately cease publishing a famous Australian book.
Following...
Auctioneer Takes Fake Bidding Too Far; Accidentally Sells House To Magnolia Tree
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A lively auction has ended in farce yesterday after the rookie auctioneer accidentally sold the property to a Magnolia Tree which he was using as...
Apprentice Sent Home After Turning Up To TAFE Without Bunnings Trade Shirt Uniform
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A young Betoota Heights apprentice had a sad end to his day, after being kicked out of his TAFE class by his teacher...
Paid Leave Porter To Take His Dismissal As AG To The Fair Work Commission He Tried To Destroy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In further developments to the controversy surrounding Christian Porter's alleged rape scandal, the Prime Minister has since opted to no longer offer any...
PM Reassures Nation Things Are Totally Under Control By Firing Shots At His Murdoch Allies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the allegations of severe sexual assault and harassment from Liberal Party ministers and staffers continue to mount up, the Prime Minister has...
Stressed Out Young Mother Just Waiting For Tracy Grimshaw To Tell Her Red Wine Is Healthy Again
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A frazzled young mother of three children under the age of 6 will again be checking out the free-to-air current affairs offerings tonight,...
“How The Fuck Did I End Up Sitting Here With These Fucken Morons?” Frydenberg Wonders To Self
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Morrison government is getting it from all angles this week, as both the media and opposition continue to dig up more and...
Bloke Shovelling Popcorn During New Action Movie Quietly Tells Himself He Could Do That Shit Too
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Following a big week of managing accounts at some trendy Betoota Old City District money making firm, Brad Parker decided to treat himself...
Man Insisting On Destination Wedding In The Middle Of A Pandemic Must Be Trying To Buy Some Time
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
For someone who once stated he would be happy to elope at the registry office, Martin Gould (33) is now very adamant that...
