Peter Dutton Books Cardi B And Megan Thee Stallion In For Anzac Day At Parliament House
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some exciting news for the nation, Peter Dutton has made a big announcement regarding ANZAC Day this year.
The recently appointed Defence...
“Christine Holgate Is Our Rosa Parks” Says Inner-City Corporate Lawyer At Big 6 Law Firm
INGRID DOULTON | Culture | Contact
As the fallout from Christine Holgate's Senate Inquiry appearance continues, the societal importance of the saga has today been quantified by one of...
Victoria Police Investigate Reports Of A Bendigo Man Getting Married In Portsea
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Portsea residents are today being told to be wary of a man who may be asking for directions to the nearest bowls club,...
“All Modern Music Sounds The Same” Says Bloke Who Can Tell The Difference Between AC/DC Songs
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Although no one is sure how it happened, someone let uncle of 12 and fulltime Gen Xer ‘Uncle’ Roari Lund (56) listened to...
Tony Abbott Takes Paid Leave From Unemployment After Death Of His Most Important Constituent
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Former Prime Minister turned unemployable baby boomer, Tony Abbott, has today announced that he will be taking a time of paid leave from...
Australia Mourns Man Who Hated Us
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Australians young and old, mostly old, have today come together to remember the life and times of a man who wanted nothing to...
Byron Incense Retailer Hates To Say I Told You So But Even The PM Doesn’t Trust Big Pharma Now
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A Byron mother of three earth children has weighed in on the AstraZeneca saga today, revealing she's feeling rather vindicated.
Get up to...
Wollongong Man Nods To His Steelworker Ancestors As He Runs Cold Water Over Hot Frying Pan
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Though you wouldn’t know just by looking at him, local businessman Stewart Nelson comes from a long line of steelworkers.
Or that’s what...
Thoughtful Tosser Leaves His Empty Coffee Cup On The Train For Someone Else
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An altruistic local tosser has earnt a ton of praise this week, for a rather kind little gesture.
Enjoying his daily commute to the...
Calls For ‘The Day My Bum Went Psycho’ To Be Banned Due To Problematic Portrayal Of Diarrhoea
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In some news from the literary world today, book publishers are facing vocal demands to immediately cease publishing a famous Australian book.
Following...
