Locked Down Man Just Forgets To Wake Up For A Day Or Two
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Sydney man Deangelo Moran (34) has finally given in to lockdown temptation and has straight up forgotten to wake up for the past...
Cultured Brisbane Man Eats Entire Edamame Pod Because That’s How You Do It Apparently
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A Brisbane bloke has tonight made it evident that he doesn’t get out much after making a pretty significant food faux pas at...
Office Worker Attempts To Evade Notice By Claw Gripping Tampon On Bathroom Run
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
An office worker has today tried to evade the notice of her co-workers by tightly claw gripping a tampon on a dash to...
Questacon Cleaner With Place To Herself Spends The Arvo Enjoying The Free Fall In Peace
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
With all the madness in the world of late, a Canberra woman has taken the opportunity to re-live her youth this week.
As...
Scotty Very Proud To Announce The Rescue Of 26 Joeys Boys From Kabul Airport
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The nation's head of marketing has fronted the media today with some welcome good news.
Scotty has revealed that we as a nation...
Australia Gets Vengeance For The Bledisloe By Sending New Zealand Into A Snap Lockdown
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
After another defeat at the hands of our neighbours across the ditch, Australia has issued some strong and swift retribution.
Following the annual...
John Barilaro Launches Defamation Action Against Delta Variant For Making Him Look Bad
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Deputy Premier of Newcastle Wollongong and Sydney (NSW) has today announced that he'll be taking this virus head on.
John Barilaro fronted...
Government Disappointed To Learn Poland Has Just Sent Us A Million Pickled Cucumbers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Australian government is currently at panic stations today, after a much-needed win has turned very salty this morning.
The Prime Minister has...
Couple Who Would Have Got Married This Weekend Get Drunk and Hungry Alone
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With lockdown continuing to hit the wedding industry harder than Pinterest DIY wedding tips, another couple raised a glass today in what would...
Facebook Ad For Hair Loss Ruins Balding Local Man’s Commute
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Although primarily serving as a reminder that people have different political opinions to you, Facebook feeds are still providing users with an opportunity...
