Waiter Interrupting Argument To Announce Daily Special Really Should Have Read The Room
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A waiter at the grove’s ‘The Gilded Frog’ has today proven that there is such a thing as being too hospitable, after failing...
Uber Door Slowly Closing On Woman’s Lower Back Most Action She’s Had In Months
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A local woman has gotten up close and personal with an Uber car today after experiencing months of no action, it’s reported.
Nessa Tanner...
Local Woman Reaches That Age Where She Is Content With Not Adding New Music To Her Playlists
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
At 32, Melinda Lin has just about tapped up of popular culture.
Her current detachment from 'what's popping' has been a gradual process....
Gladys Says NSW Residents Can Choose Either 5 In A Park Or Whatever Is In the Mystery Box
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
After yesterday's teasing there would be ‘a treat’ for jabbed up NSW residents, premier Gladys Berijiklian revealed five people will be allowed...
Gladys Raises The Bat As NSW Cracks 4 Digits With A Record-Breaking 1029 New Cases Overnight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has raised the bat at today's 11am press conference, after finally cracking the 4 digits.
New South Wales has...
Late 20s Woman Finally Gives Up Dreams Of Having A 100-Year-Old Vampire Fall In Love With Her
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Today marks a very sad day for local woman Kate Langdon.
The day she finally acknowledged that no, she will never experience two...
Brisbane Man Pops Out Of His Cave To Hunt For Some Yum Cha In A Busy Shopping Precinct
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man in the Southern Corner of Queensland has today set off to track down some prey.
Speaking to us from the...
Flashback: Remember When Scotty Visited His Ancestral Home While We Were Stuck Here With No Jabs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
FROM THE ARCHIVES: Today, The Betoota Advocate remembers a more simpler time in the 24-hour news cycle.
Back in early-June, 2021 (roughly 12...
Wests Tigers In Danger Of Missing Out On 9th Spot For Second Year Running
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
With a couple of weeks left of the 2021 NRL season, the writing is now crystal clear on the wall for the Wests...
PM Who Said Getting Jabbed Wasn’t A Race Tells Nation We Can’t Stay In The Cave Forever
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Prime Minister has offered up some leadership today, in the form of vague politically motivated claims that contradict the advice of the...
