Report: He Got Six Weeks, Move On You Drunk Cunts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
It seems not even Latrell Mitchell's six match ban has been enough to shut up the drunken migaloos behind the NRL's most...
Last Housemate To Move Out Now Owns 5 Double Beds And Two Battered Dining Tables
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The five members of French Quarter sharehouse affectionately titled ‘The Quarter Deck’ have reached the most important step of their journey as tenants;...
Drive Home From School Derailed As Local Mum Takes A Detour Through The Rich People Suburb
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A simple drive home has today been hijacked by a wistful mum, who decided to take a look at how the other half...
Auckland Restaurants Announce Plans To Trial ‘Food Delivery’ Service As Lockdown Gets Extended
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
With a prolonged lockdown looking likely for plenty of our friends across the ditch, contingency plans are reportedly being made.
Following Prime...
Qantas Reveals It’s Going To Have To Start Price Gouging Urban Australians Now Too
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In a sign of just how bad things are getting for Qantas, our national carrier has revealed it's going to have to start...
iPhone Flashlight Used Solely To Help Local Woman Eliminate Blackheads
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Out of all of Elisha’s procrastination habits, busting blackheads is up there as one of the most disgusting ones.
It’s said the local...
‘Quick’ Online Recipe Just Casually Asks You To Peel An Entire Butternut Squash
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In an idea that can only be for the best, locked down youth Cerie Tan (29) decided to do some cooking.
After scrolling through...
Mate’s Blue Eyes A Bit Too Intense Hey
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Local bloke Oliver Turner has today decreed that his mate’s eyes are a bit too fucking intense.
It’s alleged he came to this conclusion...
Local Dad Spreads Vegemite Like Nutella
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Although society is continuing to find ways to reduce waste, one local dad might be keeping us all back a couple of years.
According...
Local Woman Unable To Tell If Bloke Is Attractive Or Just A Criminal
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Despite being a relatively well-adjusted young woman, Melanie Pope is a sucker for a bad boy. In fact, she’d hasten to say that...
