Local Bloke Says Ya Know It’s A Good Chinese Joint Because All The Asians Come Here Too
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Local car detailer, Roycey (28) has today imparted a little bit of wisdom on his uncultured workmates.
This comes as the three blokes...
Fuck… He’s Done It Again! Scotty Gets Special Exemption For Sunset Camel Ride At Cable Beach
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6:41 pm. Tuesday, 7 September 2021 (AWST)BROOME, WA
Not even 24 hours after it was first revealed that he had received special exemptions...
PM: “When Will You Plebs Learn! There’s Different Rules For Underperforming Career Politicians”
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As was expected, Scotty From Marketing has refused to apologise for anyone who might've taken issue with the fact that he was...
Locked Down Woman Triumphantly Frees Herself From The Outdated Concept Of ‘Meal Times’
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As a single woman in her early 20s, Lara Massie hasn't had to rely on anyone this lock down. Or depend on...
Canberra Almost As Quiet In Lockdown As It Is Over Christmas
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HOW YA DOING DOWN THERE LITTLE FELLA: The rest of the nation has today taken a brief moment from thinking about their...
Dad Still Not Fully Across The Plot Of Swordfish Despite Multiple Viewings
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Local dad Mark Gurd (52) has been forced to admit he is still not fully across the plot of the 2001 movie Swordfish,...
Lifelong Bond Forged As Kid Quietly Slips Vegetables Under The Table
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Local child Delia Housten has tried a number of tactics to avoid vegetables.
Hiding them under her steak bones, putting them in the pot...
Decision To Avoid Late Night Kebab Cancels Out 4000 Calories Worth Of Alcohol
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When it comes to reaching your mid-twenties, one of the worst parts is losing the metabolism you complained about when you were eighteen.
In...
‘Shit’ Sighs Fully Grown Human Being Who Has Forgotten Father’s Day’s This Weekend, Again
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In an ever-changing world of shifting realities, it can be revealed today that some things will never change.
This comes after it was confirmed...
Girl That Used To Run Around Oval Like A Horse Somehow First Classmate To Get Engaged
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A chick that used to run around the school oval neighing like a horse has allegedly tied the knot today, much to the...
