Move Over Met Gala! Brisbane Celebs Steal The Show At The Inaugural GOMA Gala In South Bank
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What's New York got that Brisbane doesn't?
That was certainly the question that was posed on the banks of the Brown Snake last...
Off Hand Remark Enough To Unlock Local Pharmacist’s Pretty Strong Opinions About The Government
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A Betoota Heights Pharmacist has a few things to say about the various levels of government, it can be confirmed today. ...
Dad Who Cooked Jerky In Oven For 12 Hours Loses His Mind Over Empty Powerpoint Being Left On
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A Betoota Ponds dad has nearly blown a gasket today.
The local father of three found himself containing his temper this afternoon, after...
Local Girl Briefly Toys With The Idea Of Putting Arms Through Sleeves Of Jacket Draped Over Shoulders
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A popular local fashion blogger has spoken of how she once considered putting her arms through the sleeves of a...
Local Bloke Insists 3 Years Of ‘Dirty Bulking’ Is Key To His Fitness Redemption
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Judging by the monumental size of his beer gut, you’ll be hard-pressed to believe Ryan Jacobson was a fit bloke.
But apparently, it’s all...
Anti Vaxxer Who Hasn’t Left Hometown Since Sydney Olympics Deeply Concerned By Vax Passports
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With premiers announcing the slightly Mad Max sounding roadmap to freedom for jabbed up people, some of the nation's more suspicious residents are...
Tea Towel Over Shoulder Suggests Dad’s Serious About Dinner Tonight
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Family members of the Clurrey household are bracing for impact this dinner time as dad Pat Clurrey flips a tea towel over his...
Springboks To Get Fucken Stepped On Sunday
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For the first time since 2017, the Wallabies have named Quade Cooper as flyhalf for their Sunday night showdown against South Africa...
Newcastle Bloke Who Plays Screaming Jets And Rewatches ’97 GF Every Single Night Hardly Noticing Lockdown
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NOW YOU SEE THE REASON WHY NOT EVERYONE'S THE SAME: The statewide NSW lockdown looks set to be eased this weekend for...
NRL Fan’s Pure Hatred Of Melbourne Storm Highlighted By His Refusal To Say Their Name Properly
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With the post Origin lull finally behind us, the blue-collar language that is Rugby League is currently being spoken at record levels across...
