Channel 9 Reveal Plans For Domenica And Olivia From MAFS To Headline Barry Hall v SBW Undercard
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the build-up to the fight between Sonny Bill Williams and Barry Hall continues, the network hosting the event has revealed a spicy...
Inner City Corporate Boxing Organiser Takes Trainees To Regional Pub For Final Test Before Fight Night
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After nearly 9 weeks of punishing training, a Brisbane-based boxing coach has decided to try and gauge just how far his trainees have...
Swaggering White-Collar Novocastrian Asks Every Sydney Office Colleague “How’s Ya Weekend Bra?!”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A Newcastle-born Sydney-sider is insufferably chipper today, thoroughly enjoying his Monday return to work.
Strutting into the office of his engineering consultancy...
Local ‘Swing Voter’ Just A Liberal Voter Who Is Understandably Ashamed
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
After a two year investigation, it can be exclusively revealed that many Australians who claim to be a ‘swing voter’ are just...
Rural Dad Fulfils His Duty To Society By Fixing Rickety Cafe Table
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
The old fella is getting the job done today in Betoota as father of eight Kenneth Vaughn (68) did his lunch companions...
Scotty Apologises For Your Pretty Little Standards Being So Effin’ High
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Full time political cosplayer Scotty from Marketing has apologised today.
Not for the slow response to the flood that was a bit...
MAFS Producers Still Yet To Come Up With A Plot Line That Isn’t Cheating Or Drunken Arguments
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In some breaking news from the entertainment world, producers from the hit reality TV show Married At First Sight have revealed that they...
Byron Local Of 14 Months Furious About Portrayal Of Her Hometown In New Netflix Series
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Despite the fact there is a fair bit of other shit going on in the world, a Byron Bay ‘local’ has today decided...
New Lakers Series Drops Just In Time To Distract LA Fans From The NBA Playoffs
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here’s some good news for fans of one of the world’s most famous sporting franchises today.
Finally, after a tough couple of years for...
Unpatriotic ANZAC-Hating Lismore Traitor Asks Why Government Took 7 Days To Send In Defence Force
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In some news that will rile up patriotic Aussies who love this country, a Lismore resident has talked shit about our troops today!
After...
