Hair Gel Manufacturers Turn Healthy Profits As Banking Sector Return From Two Years Of WFH
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The board of Simpson & Simpson Pharmaceutical Co. has announced healthy 3rd quarter profits, buoyed by the long-awaited return to work...
PM Urges Western Australians Struggling With Housing To Just Move Into The Abandoned Shacks Of Wittenoom
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWestern Australians have today been given a life raft by Prime Minister Scott Morrison, as he’s urged them to...
“Whatever Loser” Says PM To Disgruntled Female Colleague Calling Him A Fake Christian Bully
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Prime Minister has today respond to damning allegations in trademark style.
This comes after Liberal colleague Concetta Fierravanti Wells claimed that Morrison...
Bit Different To Rundle Street, Says Overwhelmed Kodi Smitt-McPhee At First Oscars
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Hollywood's night of nights has rolled around once again, and as usual, a few of Australia's very own are there to take it...
Distant Uncle Rocks His Stig Shirt At Family Reunion To Let Everyone Know He’s Good For A Yarn
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Uncle Murray Gasser (55) has made it clear to all he’s good for a yarn by wearing his rather dated ‘I Am The...
Scotty Knocks Over A Few Kid’s Sandcastles To Improve Image
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As an election looms with the ominous roll of a wheelie bin stickered with your own face, Scotty has read the room for...
Italian Mate Says He Was Always More Of A Rugby Fan Over That Fucken Stupid Soccer Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights local has drawn a few giggles today, after making a rather interesting claim.
Following a pretty relentless start to the...
Kyle And Jackie-O Skip ALP Factional Warfare Questions To Ask Albo Which MAFS Star He’d Root
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The King and Queen of FM radio have today reminded listeners about why they hold their place on the throne.
Hosting the nation's...
Economists Release Map Of Which Areas Will Be Completely Fucked If Interest Rates Go Up Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A leading economist from South Betoota Polytechnic has today revealed to The Advocate what the fallout will be if the Reserve Bank of...
Big Rig Covered In Chalk Dust At The Gym Carrying On A Bit
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A man that doesn’t have a neck is putting on quite a fitness fanfare this morning, very excited to advertise that...
