Drug Dealer Faces Accusations Of Being A Cop After Responding To Text Message Within An Hour
EFFIE BATEMAN | Culture | CONTACT
A drug dealer is facing quite a few accusations today, after behaving in a very un-drug dealer like way.
Mitchell Ellis had...
Local Girl Begins Post-Breakup Instagram Emergence By Posting Charming Pottery Class Creation
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local girl has reintroduced herself to the world of Instagram this afternoon, posting some impressive kiln-baked curations thanks to her...
Hipster Gentrifier Slowly Absorbs The Greek Culture Of Locals He’s Pricing Out
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Life has found a way in the Betoota Flight Path District as local hipster Nathan Bolt has slowly begun to absorb the Greek...
AEC Warn PM That An Election During Magic Round Would Be Considered Queensland Voter Suppression
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With one of the proposed dates of the election (that we might just have to call ourselves) being on the weekend of the...
Local Pub Ups The Price Of House Schooners To $7.80 As A Result Of War In Ukraine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Betoota Heights Tavern has today responded to the negative publicity surrounding a significant change at the venue.
The owner of the venue has...
Feminist Ally Scotty Pauses Mid Meeting To Tell Colleague He Absolutely LOVES Her Outfit Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Prime Minister has sensationally become a feminist ally today, after revealing that he intervened in his party's NSW pre-selection to protect "great...
Report: Drummer Still Going Full Whiplash For Taylor Hawkins
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Residents of Betoota Heights have had to grin and bear the noise levels this week as neighbourhood drummer Henry Paulo (30) has...
Scotty Tells Complaining Colleagues To Just Get A Better Leader
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
As an increasing number of the Prime Minister's peers continue to provide reverse testimonials of our nation’s leader, Scotty has finally weighed...
“Brekky Of Champions” Says Smartarse Deliveryrider Handing Over Organic Muesli And Whiteclaw
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local woman has today requested that her delivery rider reserve his judgement after making a rather interesting grocery request.
It’s alleged that Alex...
Local Man Permits Self Early Easter Indulgence Demolishing Novelty Sized Crème Egg In Supermarket Carpark
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A guilty lapsed Catholic has decided to break lent this afternoon, polishing off an entire football-sized creme egg in a supermarket...
