Bloke Who Couldn’t Cut It In The Queensland Police Reckons We Should Trust Him To Handle China
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The nation's Defence Minister has this week revealed how desperate his party is getting ahead of the federal election, by telling the nation...
Bloke Who Hasn’t Had A Pay Rise In 9 Years Really Worked Up About Women’s Sport
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Betoota Ponds factory worker Norm Lieschke (45) states he is not someone who is into politics, which explains why he has been rather...
Softly-Spoken Science Teacher Books 8 Weeks Of Physio after Letting The Elbows Loose At Midnight Oil Concert
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A quiet science teacher is believed to have caused some self-inflicted ligament damage this week, giving himself permission to wildly swing...
Autistic Teenager Reveals He Feels Blessed That He Never Had To Have A Dad Like Scott Morrison
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A year 9 student at Betoota Heights High has today responded to the comments made by our Prime Minister last night.
"I'm feeling...
Murdoch Newspapers Reports Opposition Leader Abused By BluesFest Crowds Yelling “G’day Albo”
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As billionaire Liberal Party donor Gerry Harvey grows nervous that a Labor Government might force him to pay back the hundreds of millions...
“I Can’t Give You A Federal ICAC Because You Wouldn’t Vote For Us If You Knew What We Did,” Says PM
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has effectively abandoned his promise to establish a federal anti-corruption watchdog, citing his reason as Labor’s lack of support...
Local Atheist Has Bad Friday After Forgetting God’s Weird Bottle Shop Laws
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Local atheist Dean Barnes (28) characteristically “can’t believe this crap” as his failure to remember God’s weird bottle shop laws is causing him...
Nationals Vow To Build A Completely New Darwin Port To Make Up For Giving The Old One To China
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The National Party have this week revealed how they plan to fix on of the major bungles from their government's time in office....
Bloke That Overestimated JobKeeper By $60B Says Albo Cannot Be PM Because He’s Bad With Numbers
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The leaders of the Liberal Party have moved once again today to assure the nation that they are the safest pair of hands.
Despite...
Andrew Symonds Employed By NRL As Anti-Pitch Invader Expert
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The National Rugby League has today revealed its grand plan to stop the horde of pitch invaders plaguing their game.
After a big...
