Panicking Murdoch Orders Editors To Ignore Rate Rise And Go Back To Albo Gaffe From 4 Weeks Ago
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For the first time in 12 years, interest rates have finally risen.
It's an announcement from the Reserve Bank Of Australia that has...
Triple M Honours Taylor Hawkins With Regular Programming
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Popular radio station Triple M has today caused a few eyes to well up across the country.
The cause of the waterworks has...
Granola Order Immediately Regretted As Bacon & Egger Wofts By
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Local diner Sofia Mandrill (28) has learnt the true meaning of regret today after ordering granola at her local cafe.
Stopping in for a...
Scotty Brings Literal Dead Cat To Press Conference
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With the federal election now less than a month away, some Australians are waiting for Scotty to announce commitments on environmental conservation, renewable...
Local Dads Watch In Jealously As Cul-De-Sac Introvert Ushers In Delivery Of New In-Ground Pool
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One of Betoota’s most pleasant cul-de-sacs has crowned a new King this morning, as a quiet father ushered in the delivery...
Shithole City Sooking About Calls For Grand Final To Be Taken Away From Their Shithole Stadium
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The largest cesspit known to mankind is carrying on this week, it can be confirmed.
Spearheaded by its rich white political and media...
Selfless Bloke With Well-Documented Work Ethic Fires Shots At Middle Aged Man For Getting Sick
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The man recognised as the hardest worker in the country has today won over a few more swing voters, by reminding them how...
Albanese Reminds Italian Voters That He’s Still One Of Them With Mob Boss-Themed InStyle Shoot
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A OFFER THEY CAN'T REFUSE: Anthony Albanese has today ditched the inoffensive chinos and button up, and made a move on his once...
Specialist Running Stores Enjoy Unexpected Boom Thanks To Influx Of Faux Hiking Hipsters
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A specialist running store has sold out of high-end trail shoes this week, all thanks to a new wave of customers...
Local Concreters Treat Themselves To A Cute Little Brunch Date After Morning Of Heavy Showers
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A local gaggle of concreters is picking up where they left off yesterday, after a patch of heavy rain this morning.
Rolling in...
