Hunter Labor Candidate Dan Repacholi Impresses At Town Hall Debate By Eloquently Reciting The History of SS Commodores
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A Labor Candidate in the seat of Hunter is wowing audiences tonight with an eloquent recital of the history of Holden...
Scotty Asks Jenny To Clarify If They Could Survive On A Single Minimum Wage Income
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
After denying the benefits of a 5.1% wage increase for minimum wage workers, Scotty from Marketing has felt the obligation to question his...
“You Don’t Get How The Economy Works” Says Puffer Jacket Chode Acting Like Minimum Wage Rise Will Cause Society To Collapse
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
One of Betoota Grove's favourite sons has today revealed that all this chat about raising the minimum wage is 'pie in the sky...
Finding Nemo Trilogy Finishes On A Darker Tone As Dory’s Home Suffers Catastrophic Bleaching Event
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactPixar animation studios have today been met with both praise and scepticism by announcing that the final movie in the Finding Nemo trilogy...
Inner-City Leftie That Refuses To Pay For Any News Subscriptions Furious About Journalistic Standards
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A French Quarter creative has today revealed to The Advocate that she has had an absolute gutful of this election campaign.
Despite spending...
Calls For Trish From The Betoota Plains Commercial Hotel To Moderate Third Leader’s Debate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
After a bin fire second leader's debate on Channel Nine, there have been calls for a special moderator to be brought in for...
Wedding Photographer Charges Into Battle Rocking Dual Harness With A Triple Camera Setup
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A professional wedding photographer is attempting to justify his $4000 price tag this afternoon, charging through a wedding ceremony flaunting a...
Journo’s Trick Question Backfires As Albo Is Able To Name Entire Rabbitohs 1971 Grand Final Side
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With Scotty From Marketing trembling in the final lap towards the May 21 election date, the Morrison Government's close allies in the Australian...
Womanizer Uncle’s New Dyed Salad Disproves His Previously Held Theory That Age Is Just A Number
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A family barbecue in Betoota Heights has this week been the scene of a major scientific breakthrough.
Betoota's wider Curry family has...
Channel 7 Reveal Sonia Kruger Will Stay On After Big Brother To Moderate Next Leader’s Debate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some exciting news for fans of reality TV and politics, the nation is set to experience the ultimate crossover in the coming...
