Office Worker’s Current Monday Afternoon Existential Crisis Might Stem From Huge Weekend
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A youngish man broke the monotony of an afternoon from hell by retiring to the restroom for the sole purpose of looking himself...
Queenslander Looks Down His Nose At Those Rednecks In Victoria Who Only Elected 1 Greens MP
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A local man has revealed his disappointment at the state of the nation today.
Speaking to The Advocate in the wake of the...
Big Unit Gladly Supports School Election Bake Sale By Inhaling Three Of His Old Year 3 Teacher’s Fairy Cakes
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local big man is enjoying the sweet taste of democracy this morning, stopping by an election bake sale to support...
“At Least Ya Know What Ya Get With The Libs” Says Man With Rather Impressive Pain Threshold
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A Betoota Heights man has today revealed an impressive fact about his character.
Speaking to our reporters ahead of tomorrow's federal election, Jason...
“You Promised Australia You’d Change!” Says Poor Jenny After Seeing Scotty’s Search History
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Trouble in almost paradise was stirred this week as Jenny Morrison made the morality-killing mistake of looking at her husband’s search history.
Earlier in...
New Jurassic Sequel To Focus On All The Liberal Party Fossils Scotty Has Wheeled Out This Week
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In some exciting news for the overlap of a Venn diagram that is blockbuster hits and Australian politics, the new Jurassic Park movie...
Campaign Review Committee Set To Hit Prime Minister With A Huge Ban After Sickening High Shot
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's Prime Minister looks like he could be facing a huge stint on the sidelines, after a controversial tackle today.
Just days...
Resources And Financial Services Sectors Meet To Allocate Crop Of Outgoing Federal Politicians
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In the confines of a boardroom bathed in natural light, a major meeting for the future of the country has taken place today....
United Australia Commercial Causes Local Man To Lose Enough Brain Cells To Vote For Them
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A father of 2 is in a concerning state today after tragically being exposed to the full length of a United Australia Party...
Real Estate Agent Concerned Locals Might Forget His Face Amongst All This Signage
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local real estate agent is hot on the phone this morning, calling around to inquire about the possibility of plastering...
