Rest Of The Nation Horrified At Having To Pay Rural Supermarket Prices For Lettuce
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Australia's inner-city, suburban and more urban regional residents have a new thing to shake their heads at this week.
With the price of...
Couple Who Spent Better Part Of A Decade Saving Up For 1st Apartment Not In A Great Mood Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Betoota Heights couple Scott Wilton and Samantha Mason are not in the fucking mood for it today, it can be confirmed.
The cause...
Journalists Writing Positive Dutton Story Hopes To Be Spared By Him One Day
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A journalist has made a contribution to their future far greater than the superannuation they’ll eventually have to dig into to buy a...
Perfectly Arranged Pamphlet Wall In Hotel Foyer No Match For Unsettled Toddler
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
An alphabetically arranged wall of tourist brochures is about to be obliterated, unprepared for the wrath of an insanely bored toddler....
Ozito Power Tools To Be Removed From Shelves As Part Of New Single-Use Plastics Ban
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
It's not good news for cheap tool enthusiasts, with revelations emerging today that a fan favourite could be no more.
As various states...
Cafe Owner Huffs At Mildly Complicated Coffee Order Like The 8 Types Of Milk Are Just Decoration
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
An Old City District cafe owner was today huffing and puffing as if he has just been asked to carry the world on...
Nationals Announce Newest Rural Heavyweight: David ‘The Thrilla From Chinchilla’ Littleproud
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In some breaking news from the Bush Capital, David Littleproud has successfully announced himself on the national stage.
Our local Member for Maranoa...
“Labor Are Just Too Loose With Money” Explains Man Who Just Lost Another 14 Leg French Open Multi
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local finance guy from one of Brisbane's leafy inner suburbs has today revealed his concern for the nation's future.
After watching his...
Bewildered British Ex-Pat Asks Alexa What A ‘Dog’s Eye’ Is After Spending Afternoon At The RSL
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
After a recent drinking session, Betoota newcomer Nathan Pendlebury returned home wondering if he would ever understand the ways of the locals.
“What the...
Labor Takes Huge Hit In The Polls After Creation Of Cringe Twitter Account For PM’s Dog
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The Australian Labor Party has already hit troubled waters today, with news that the new government has been hit with an extremely early...
