Local Intellectual Tells Colleagues “I Read An Article” That Was Actually Just A TikTok
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
An office know-it-all is attempting to cover his tracks this afternoon, caught out trying to appear well-read when in fact he...
Success! Uber Now As Complacent As Taxi Companies They Defeated With Mints And Bottled Water
FERGLE BARNES | Tech | CONTACT
Lovers of traditional travel can rejoice as it has been confirmed by the nation’s Uber passengers that the rideshare company...
Local Man Pledges To Solve Lettuce Crisis By Heading Down To Shops With A Few Sewing Needles
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights man has today revealed to The Advocate that he is going to be the change he wants to see in...
God’s Lettuce Now Costs More Than Devil’s Lettuce By The Gram
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In a reminder that we do truly live in strange times, the nation's lettuce crisis has today reached a staggering new level.
With...
Girlfriend Surprised To Learn That TV Series The Boys Isn’t About Going On A Bender
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Snuggling up on the couch, local couple Millie Hobbs and Connor Fowler began the arduous task of finding something to watch.
This has become...
“Enough With The Goofy Comedies,” Says Girlfriend Pushing To Watch Latest Crime Thriller
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
“Enough PLEASE!”
Alice Knox can’t do it tonight.
She can not for the life of her do another Seth Rogen movie. Not because he isn’t...
Hospo Employer Still Offering Crap Wages And Conditions Still Complaining About Lack Of Staff
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man is still whinging about the same shit he was whinging about a year ago, it can be confirmed today.
Betoota...
Local Softcock Brings A Travel Pillow For An Hour-Long Domestic Flight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local traveller has today been the subject of plenty of muffled laughter and finger pointing.
Waiting for VA69 out of Remienko Domestic...
Spoilt Young People Told To Lay Off The Iceberg Lettuce If They’re Serious About Owning A Home
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's youth have been issued an interesting piece of advice today, from a man who has been there and done it all.
Speaking...
Girlfriend Weirdly Not As Impressed By Random Novelty Pizza Ingredients As Local Man
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights sharehouse has been the scene of an interesting food-related showdown today.
With dinner time fast approaching, local couple Tom Nielson and...
