Dad Going After His Rose Bushes Like They Owe Him Money
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A Betoota Heights father of four really put his back into yesterday afternoon, it can be confirmed.
Returning home from work just before...
Road Worker Chewing Through 3am Servo Sandwich Unsure If Mayo Is Tangy Or Brimming With Salmonella
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A starving road worker has decided to play some ‘Caltex Roulette’ this morning, rolling the dinner dice on a chicken and...
NSW Government Happy To Sort Out Some Flags For Bandt’s Pressers If Anyone’s Got A Spare 25 Mil
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NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has today offered up an interesting solution to the issue raised by Federal Greens Leader Adam Bandt.
Bandt has...
Local Boyfriend Arrives At Future Mother-In-Law’s Birthday With Blooming Lettuce Bouquet
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A favourable boyfriend is firming up his position on the Christmas gift list this afternoon, after treating his future Mother-in-law to...
ATO Excited To See How Multinational Gas Companies Claim To Be Running At A Loss This Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Australian Taxation Office has revealed today that they simply cannot wait to see some of the statements that come their way this...
Albanese Refers To National Cabinet As ‘This Thing Of Ours’ During Dinner With Premiers At Lodge
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today confirmed that Scott Morrison’s weird little made up ‘National Cabinet’ will continue moving forward.
Initially established during the...
Finance Pig Who Withdraws 300 Bucks Every Friday Evening Says Minimum Wage Increase Is Reckless
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One of the nation's greatest economic minds has today offered his opinion on one of the biggest news stories of the week.
Betoota...
Operation Iceberg: QLD Police Arrest 39 Men In Relation To Major Lettuce Trafficking Syndicate
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Overnight, Queensland Police have charged 39 people with blackmarket grocery offences, including cultivating and trafficking a commercial quantity of lettuce.
Police say the $400...
Jo Malone Scented Candles Now A Relatively Cost-Effective Source Of Lighting
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The nation's energy crisis has deepened once again today, with consumers wondering where the madness will end.
The Australian Energy Market Operator has warned...
Cowra Prop Vows To Iron Out Mudgee Halfback Who Definitely Gave Him The Spicy Cough At The Races
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A zippy halfback is about to be snapped in half this afternoon, unaware he’s on the hit list of a raging...
