NSW Solves Strike Crisis By Listing Transport, Health And Education Portfolios On Gumtree
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Leaders of the state of Newcastle, Sydney, and Wollongong (NSW) have today revealed an exciting plan to solve the problems they've been having...
Former Rep Netballer Standing on Bendy Bus Winces As Rotating Plate Tests Knee Stability
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A former goal shooter has been caught off guard this morning, after a routine bus ride into the city has resulted...
Teacher Not Striking Must Be Going For Deputy Principal Or Something
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After historic teacher strikes took place in the people’s republic of Sydney, it has been speculated that a teacher who didn’t strike must...
Housing Crisis Even More Depressing After Census Reveals Australia Has 1 Million Empty Fucking Houses
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In some breaking news from the Land of the Property Investor, Australia currently has a million homes sitting vacant.
Data from the Australian...
Senator Hughes Reveals Marxist Teachers Are Brainwashing Kids Into Thinking They Should Own A Home
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One of the brightest minds on the newly formed Opposition has today revealed a shocking fact about the state of the nation under...
Australia’s Most Important Middle-Class Man Books Priority Boarding For Domestic Jetstar Flight
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An incredibly important and time-poor man has today wowed the crowed at Betoota's Remienko Domestic Aiport.
The man who must a be a...
Country That Lets Lunatics Shoot Up Schools Moves To Protect Kids By Banning A Medical Procedure
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The United States Of America has once again shown why there needs to be a big fat asterisk next to its trademark slogan....
Government Reveals Dad Will Be Banned From Eating Chickpeas Under New Methane Reduction Policy
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Prime Minister Antony Albanese has today revealed an eyebrow-raising feature of a potential new policy.
The PM has confirmed he is interested in...
Gas Crisis Hits A New Low As Host’s BBQ Bottle Runs Out Halfway Through The Steaks
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A local man has informed his neighborhood about a rather unfortunate incident yesterday afternoon.
Having a few mates from work over for an...
Man Unsure If Washing Is Still Wet Or Just Cold
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After a third straight day of drying, Betoota Lakes local Zach Simpson has finally decided to bring his washing in.
After testing his clothes...
