“Cooking Mexican Tonight” Says Uni Student Dumping 500g Of Cheese On Some Corn Chips
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
One of South Betoota Polytechnic's finest has today raised a few eyebrows in his university sharehouse.
Rolling home from another day of studying...
West Tigers Announce Exciting New Pathways To English Super League Comp
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The West Tigers have made an exciting announcement this week, launching a new pathways program designed to progress their ageing roster...
Data Shows Homesickness Amongst American Expats At All Time Low
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In the wake of American Independence Day, the usual group of American expats living in Australia have found themselves feeling much less homesick...
Local Bloke’s Massage Ruined After Pan-Flute Cover Of Adele Reminds Him Of High School Breakup
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local Bloke’s attempt at self-care has been ruined this week, thanks to a playlist that reminded him of his toughest...
Archaeologists Discover Last Pub TV Playing Chive TV
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Researchers from the Royal Betoota College of Human Sciences have announced an exciting new finding today, after discovering what it believed...
Advice Column | Beating The Looming Recession With Your Inherited Wealth
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT
Desperate times call for desperate measures. With the looming recession brought on by runaway inflation, rising interest rates,...
Labor Party’s Casanovas Set To Cross The Floor As Albo Reveals He’s Keeping The Bonk Ban
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT
There have been wild scenes this morning out of our nation’s capital after the Prime Minister of Australia continued...
“Why The Hell Not” Laughs Man After Being Shown Novelty Pizza With Electric Maroon Sauce On It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A local man has thrown caution to the wind this week and decided to just live a little.
After promising himself earlier this year...
Cattle Industry In Chaos After Gossiping Aunty Diagnosed With Foot In Mouth Disease At Family BBQ
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Farmers across the nation received a massive scare today, after a confusing mix-up originating out of our very own Betoota Heights.
The mix-up...
Byron Shaman Claims Diphtheria Outbreak In Northern NSW Is Totally Natural And Normal
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Northern Rivers medicineman has claimed this morning that the growing outbreak of diphtheria in the region is expected and usually occurs naturally.
The...
