Sexist Nation Has More Men Called Anthony As PM Than Women
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Although everyone basically already knew it, it has been confirmed that Australia is a sexist nation.
It's been confirmed that more men called...
Nan Gets Her Groove Back After Watching Elvis
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local Betoota family has had to put some funeral plans on hold this week, after an ageing Grandmother appears to...
Advice Column | Guaranteed Huge Growth Stocks And How To Pick Them
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT
Dr Chet Spevens has decades of experience in the financial sector, and within this column, he teaches you how...
Bunnings Karen Returns In Heated Anti-Sausage Sizzle Price Hike Protest
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT
Staunch anti-mask protester turned staunch anti-sausage sizzle protester, ‘Bunnings Karen’, has gone viral once again this morning after visiting her local Bunnings store....
Report: NSW Just Don’t Get Origin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
In some breaking news from the spiritual home of Rugby League, NSW have once again confirmed that they simply do not get State...
“This. Is. Origin”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
In some breaking news out of the home of Rugby League, one of the icons of the game has just confirmed that This....
Blues Fans Secretly Relieved To Return To Their Rightful Place In The World
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A reluctant balance has been restored on our nation’s east coast and fans of the NSW State of Origin team share a secret...
AfterPay CEOs Read Room And Agree To Only Pay Themselves $264m In 4 Interest-Free Instalments
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The people in charge of one of Australia's most successful companies have today moved to manage a bit of a PR crisis.
The...
Elon Employs Lowball Marketplace Strategy Saying He’ll Pick Up Twitter For Half Price In Cash This Arvo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The world's richest man has today shown off his savvy negotiating skills, by changing tack in his discussions with the social media giant...
Profit Driven University Considering Introducing ‘Octo-mester’ Yearly Course Structure
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
One of the Channel Country's most esteemed tertiary institutions has today revealed they are contemplating a major operational change.
The University of Betoota,...
