Neighbours Finale Finishes On A High Note As Karl Finally Gets A Threesome With Susan And Izzy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Millions of Australians (and Poms) tuned in last night for an emotional 90-minute 'Neighbours' Finale, as an Aussie TV institution finally wrapped up...
ATO Adds Exciting New Tipping Feature For True Patriots
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Tipping culture continues to scrape for a foothold in Australia, the Australian Tax Office (ATO) is the latest group to get in on...
New Father Expecting Some Kind Of Brownie Points For ‘Babysitting’ Own Child
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
A local man who recently welcomed his new son into the world, his own flesh and blood, is today sitting on his couch...
Marvel Threatens Fans By Saying They Won’t Understand Anything Unless They See This Next Movie
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As cinemas continue to battle for relevance in a world of streaming, Marvel Studios have given their audience a strongly worded ultimatum.
Nearly 15...
Substitute Teacher With Mullet Officially Ends The Craze
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The buzz of a thousand electric razors was heard across the nation today as young men from all walks of life decided it...
Millennial With New Home Loan Celebrates Making Their Last Million
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The entrepreneurial spirit is alive in some sense in the newly developed West Betoota Shrublands housing precinct.
Local millennial Baden Podovic is the newest...
Man Forced To Stand On His Own Two Feet After Failing To Receive Any Undies From Nan This Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A Betoota Heights man has been forced to be a god damn grown up this week, after having the training wheels taken off...
Desperate Fun Boy Raids Nanna’s Wardrobe To Find Breezy Floral Blouse For Splendour
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
One of Betoota’s most notorious party boys has made an impromptu visit to see his Grandma this week, as he looks...
Relief: Twitter Now Just As Toxic As It Was Before Elon
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Billionaire and budding Bond villain Elon Musk has backed out of his proposed Twitter purchase which means the social media app is now...
Bunnings Raise Snag Prices To Distract From Whole Facial Recognition Thing
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A great injustice has taken place at Bunnings hardware stores across Australia this week.
Last month, consumer group Choice revealed Bunnings were using facial...
