Lowly Paid Child Care Workers Urged To Remember They Get To Play With Cute Kids All Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The nation's struggling early educators have today been urged to put things into perspective.
With the cost of living crisis spiraling out of...
Supply Chain Issues Force Starburst To Pull Delicious Fruity Blu-Tack Off Australian Shelves
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Lolly enthusiasts around the country are today reeling from the terrible news that a fan favourite will be no more.
Starburst have become...
Australians Now Have Two Talking Points About Birmingham
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
As our nation’s top athletes touch down from another successful campaign flogging all the other countries in the Commonwealth, it’s believed...
Trump Criticises FBI For Not Sending A Calendar Invite For Their Unannounced Mar-a-Lago Raid
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The Former President of the United States has today slammed the nation's Federal Bureau of Investigation for treating him like anyone else.
This...
Australia Carves Through Commonwealth Games As Final Hoorah Before Prince Charles Takes Throne
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
At the time of writing, it has been confirmed that Australia has been absolutely carving it up at the 2022 Commonwealth Games with...
4th Grade Captain Breaks Out The Cigar After First Win In 12 Matches
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
It was all smiles on the sidelines of the Johval last weekend after the Betoota Mutts 4th Grade team finally broke a historic...
Brisbane Descends Into Chaos After Two Car Prang Causes Mild Sydney Traffic
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The River City of Brisbane has walked a mile in the shoes of its southern neighbour today after a crisis gripped their CBD.
This...
Boyfriend’s Cute New Haircut Actually Just A Wash
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local surfing instructor Ted Banks (28) has been getting some great compliments on his new haircut, despite the fact he hasn’t been to...
Ambulances To Be Kitted Out With Surgical Equipment As A Solution To Nation’s Ramping Crisis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Experts have today devised an incredible solution to one of the nation's most pressing health issues.
Those with an understanding of the commercial...
Oh Baby! Random Corner Store Has The Good Old Fashioned Lolly Cabinet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A local man is this week basking in the success of a huge win.
While some may not share the same opinion as...
