Local Bachelor Freshens Up 3 Day Old Tikka Masala with Healthy Squirt of Sweet Chilli Sauce
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
One of Betoota’s longest serving bachelors is spicing things up in the kitchen tonight, as he looks to revitalise some leftovers...
FinTech Entrepreneur Declares Bankruptcy After Wild Success Of ‘Buy Now Pay Never’ Finance App
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT
FinTech entrepreneur Mr Eric Goyer (33), CEO and Founder of the innovative Buy Now Pay Never (BNPN) financial technology App ‘PayNada’, which he...
Local Landlord Furious He’s Gonna Have To Chip In And Help Tennants Pay His Mortgage
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A Betoota Grove couple has today hit out at the Reserve Bank of Australia, the rental market, and the nation more generally.
After...
Report: This Bloke Had A Lot Of Jobs For Someone Who Hated Doing Any Actual Work
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The scandal involving Scott Morrison and the Governor General is deepening by the hour, with fresh revelations about the pair's behaviour.
Less than...
Rubber Arm Accountant Says “Fuck It” And Lets Chippy Claim $500 Massage Gun As Work Expense
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A professionally dubious Accountant is being praised today, after turning a blind eye to some low level tax fraud.
Working late...
Local Health Freak Opts For A Wholemeal Banh Mi With His 500ml Energy Drink
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local man Phillip Wells says you can eat a banh mi at any time of day, which is why he likes to smash...
Local Bachelorette Tries To Drop The Hint By Whipping Out The Chewy Packet After Dinner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local woman has found herself becoming a little anxious tonight after her date unexpectedly behaved like a perfect gentleman and didn’t attempt...
Bald Men Of Australia Not Appreciating Jokes About Egg Shortage
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The Australian egg shortage has led to a lot of memes, but there is one group of men who are not cracking up.
The...
ATO Apologises And Refunds Gerry Harvey The $6.89 He Mistakenly Paid In Tax This Financial Year
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT
Gerry Harvey, the billionaire boss of Australia’s leading cultural appliance retailer Harvey Norman, has blown a gasket on 3AW Radio this morning.
Affectionately known...
Terror Alert! Council Receives Suspicious Envelope Filled With Nothing But Positive Feedback
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT
The Diamantina Shire Council has today barely avoided catastrophe.
This comes as Council officer, Wendy Mitchell (58), who works in the large Customer Complaints...
