Tarocash Support Race Day Sustainability By Installing Return & Earn For Single Use Plastics
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The nation’s most flammable suit retailer is being applauded this week, for kickstarting a new initiative to reduce the environmental impact...
Lifelong Optus Customer Not Really Sure How Valuable [email protected] Is Gonna Be
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Corporate Australia is in a panic this week, after an anonymous but clearly amateur online hacker has somehow manage to breach the data...
“Okay. You Can Give It A Fucking Rest Now” Nation Tells ABC Suck-Ups
In case you have spent the last week fixing fences in the back of the Simpson desert, you might not be aware that Queen...
Buckingham Palace Blasted For Getting The Wrong Fergie Involved With Operation London Bridge
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Buckingham Palace staff member has today come under fire for making a massive blunder with the Queen’s funeral plans, which has caused...
Remembering The Queen: She Survived WWII, The IRA, The Sex Pistols… But Boris Was Too Much
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Queen Elizabeth II has died at the age of 96, Buckingham Palace has announced.
In even more shocking news: her eldest son, Charles, is...
Local Bloke Finally Able To Desecrate Neighbour’s Hedges In Peace After News Of Grimshaw’s Retirement
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe nation’s hellish neighbours and reckless hoons have been spotted celebrating today, as news spread that Tracy Grimshaw would be leaving A Current...
Airline Posting Massive Losses Can Somehow Still Afford Giant Salaries And Bonuses For Executives
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The nation's favourite airline has today confirmed that times have been tough over the last few months and years.
Qantas and its subsidiary...
Local Tailender Drops A Grand On New Bat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local number 9 batsman has walked out of Wilson Sporting Goods on Mitchell Avenue a thousand dollars lighter after he simply couldn’t...
Coles Unveil New Ad Campaign Showing How You Can Feed The Family For Under 10 Dollars
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The nation's second-biggest supermarket cartel has today hit the airwaves with a fresh new ad campaign.
Set amidst soaring cost of living pressures,...
Local Snake Just Catching Up With His Mate’s Girlfriend
MOYRA BRICK | Relationships | Contact
A reader wrote to The Advocate earlier this week asking what he should do about a local snake repeatedly catching up with his partner.
While he...
