Nimbin Used To Be Way Better, Says Uncle Spud
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The alternative Northern Rivers enclave of Nimbin is no where near as good as it used to be, it has been confirmed.
This was...
Brisbane Accountant Driving Lifted 2020 Landcruiser With Safari Snorkel Hasn’t Even Been To Moreton
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Hendra-based project accountant, Digby Blayney (35) is yet to provide a decent explanation as to why he drives perhaps one of the most...
Polynesians Match The White Boys And Lebanese With Their Very Own Sydney-Based Crime Thriller
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
13-years since the Western Sydney crime thriller The Combination was banned from cinema screens for its gritty portrayal of the Lebanese-Australian experience, and...
Bloke Trying To Culture Himself Before Tokyo Holiday Learns How To Order 5 More Chicken Skewers
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
As a bloke who has little contact with his immediate family over Christmas, Jarrod Whitney is the type of Aussie that...
Government Swears They’ll Pull Fossil Fuels Companies Into Line, They’ll Do It, Swear To God
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The people in charge of the country have this week confirmed that they are still trying to figure things out.
Despite being in power...
Breaking News! Billionaire Says Something Dull And Then People Talk About It For Ages
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
This fine Masthead has had a long and storied past. Since its inception in the mid-1800’s, it has brought to the people some...
Housemates Of Taylor Swift Fan Forced To Turn Off Mains Power After A Week Of Waterboarding
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A share-house in South Betoota has today been forced to take drastic action.
After 7 days of non-stop Taylor Swift echoing through the...
Pubs To Roll Out Facial Recognition So They Can Identify Which Gamblers To Bring Spring Rolls
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Betoota's very own Betoota Heights Hotel has today made headlines for signing up to a southern pokie policy.
Affectionately known as the HH,...
Mosman Cops Reveal They Had The Biggest Boners Over Possibility Of Shooting A Couple Lions 
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Cops in the sleepy Lower North Shore of Sydney have today revealed that they woke up with the biggest morning wood ever.
A...
#NupToTheCup Activist Not Sure If He’s Got It In Him For A Third Year Of This Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A Melbourne local has today revealed to The Advocate that he may do away with one of his favourite annual traditions.
On the...
