Advice Column | Finding God As A Means To Enhance Your Small Business’ Customer Base
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT
Is your small business struggling to find new customers? You’re not alone. Many small business owners, including myself, have...
Futuristic Power Plant That Converts Homeless People Into Green Energy Attracts Government Attention
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
As the Federal Government looks to help ease the national housing crisis and achieve net zero by 2030, a...
National Drug Dealers Association Call On Perrottet To Resign And End War On Their Laundries
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The President of the National Drug Dealers Association (NDDA) has called on disgraced NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet to resign...
Cardinal Pell Dead At 81 Following Complications From Hip Surgery
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Cardinal George Pell has died in Rome aged 81 following hip surgery.
The most senior Vatican figure to be convicted...
Betoota Advocate Staff Finally Return To Work After Dragging Out ‘Best Of 2022’ Well Into January
LIL SOOK | UNPAID INTERN | CONTACT
The editors, field reporters and cadets of The Betoota Advocate have today finally returned to the newsroom on Daroo street today, after...
Clogged Pacific Highway Resembles Toyota Dealership As Nations Cockies Begin LandCruiser Convoy Into Yamba
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The NSW Roads and Maritime Service has issued an emergency warning this morning, urging all holidaymakers hoping to get somewhere to...
What A Waste: Big Unit Never Played Footy Growing Up Because He’s From One Of Those Hockey Towns
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A strapping 197 centimetre picture of athletic prowess has today revealed that he's never being given the opportunity to truck the nut up...
Robodebt Royal Commission Struggles To Fit All Of Scotty’s Former Ministries On The One Screen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Former PM Scott Morrison's storied resume is making life very hard for the Robodebt Royal Commission this week - with over 60% of...
Dad Suspicious After Daughter’s New Boyfriend Turns Up With Fruity Beer He’s Never Heard Of
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A household in Betoota Heights has been the scene of a tense standoff today, as the festive season serves up yet another interesting...
Scotty Absolutely Rooted After Putting In A Full 6 Hour Day At The Robodebt Royal Commission
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reportedly booked a two hour massage and king suite at Brisbane's Calile Hotel this evening, after punching...
