“These Motherfuckers Just Don’t Get It” Says RBA Boss Philip Lowe As He Watches Bloke AfterPay A New TV
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The rate boss of Australia Philip Lowe has all but guaranteed another mammoth increase in interest rates today after...
“Whoever Made This Needs To Be Sectioned Immediately” Says Bloke Seeing ‘Bad Boy Bubby’ For The First Time
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After being told to watch 1993 Australian cult classic picture Bad Boy Bubby by one of his film buff...
Pell Mourners Want Some Respect Because They’re Burying A Great Pedo Protector Today
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Some old cunt from Sydney has asked protestors at St Mary's Cathedral to "show some respect" today because they're...
Missing Radioactive Capsule Immediately Found By Truck Driver’s Mum After She Has A Proper Look
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some good news, it can be confirmed that the tiny radioactive capsule that went missing on a Western Australian highway has been...
Man Leaving Court All Of A Sudden Worried About Spreading Germs And The Glare
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A local man left court today after being convicted of a reprehensible offence that saw him narrowly avoid a...
“Surprise Surprise” Laugh Nation’s Parents As Marie Kondo Reveals She’s Given Up On Tidying
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In some inevitable news which comes as a surprise to no one in particular, Marie Kondo has revealed that 'she's kind of given...
Tennis Fan Just Loves Matches That Leave You Horribly Anxious And Under-Slept Like Last Night
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Local HR professional, Shel Monterey (31) has today arrived at her South Betoota office today with bags under her eyes and a wry...
Panic! At The Disco Break Up Now That Teenagers Have Real Things To Feel Sad About
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American sadmen Panic! At The Disco have decided to pull the pin on their 20-year long stretch with the...
Calls For Holden To Start Making Electric Cars Grows Louder After Market Demands EVs With Fucked Timing Chains And Doors That Fill Up With Water Every Time It Fucking...
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There are growing calls in the automotive community to rebirth local car manufacturer Holden and put it to work...
Qantas Flight Arrives At Destination As Scheduled
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A Qantas flight from Brisbane to Betoota arrived this afternoon at 3pm as scheduled.
The flight left Brisbane at 1pm...
