Local Senior Asks His Son To Please Stop Calling His Retirement Village A “Boomer Gulag”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In the quiet suburb of Betoota Heights, a senior resident of the local retirement village has had enough of...
New Owners Of Brisbane’s Victory Hotel Vow To Maintain The Heritage Stickiness
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIt’s a sad day for our brothers and sisters in Brisbane today, as it can be officially confirmed that beloved pub ‘The Victory...
RBA Boss Philip Lowe Says Triggering Total Collapse Of Society And Civil War Through Prudent Monetary Policy Are Steps He’s Willing To Take In Order To Keep Downward Pressure...
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Reserve Bank chief Philip Lowe has revealed the steps he's willing to take in order to kill the inflation...
Comm Bank Confirm Their Record $5.1 Billion Profit Is A Necessary Part Of Curbing Inflation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Commonwealth Bank of Australia has today confirmed that everything is working the way it should be.
After months and months of rate...
Tradie Apparently Thinks That Rabbits Eat At Boujee Vegan Cafes
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A local tradie has proved why he didn’t become a vet today by inaccurately describing a colleague’s lunch as food for a rabbit.
In...
$850 Billion Defence Budget Really Getting A Work Out On These Balloons
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The United States Military has today confirmed that it is finally getting some bang for its buck.
After a couple of decades of...
“These Indians Are Shameless Cheats!” Says Cricket Casual That Reckons No Home Team Has Ever Doctored A Pitch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A token office pom that often blows into conversations with yet another gripe about Australia has chimed in predictably...
“Now, For My Political Comeback” Says Abbott After Receiving Universal Acclaim For His Pell Eulogy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott is eyeing a political comeback, he says, after receiving many back pats and compliments...
PM Albo Gifts NZ PM A Special Gift From Us All: A Luude DnB Remix Of ‘God Defend New Zealand’
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In a recent visit to Canberra, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese presented a gift to his Kiwi counterpart Chrus Haepkuns...
Bloke Still Living At Home Ready To Dish Out Some Free Financial Advice If Anybody’s Listening
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Some blimp-headed fuck from Betoota Heights has told friends this week that he can't wrap his head around renting...
