Greedy Old Fuck With $10m In His Self-Managed Super Fund Feeling Victimised By Tax Reforms
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One of the forgotten victims of Treasurer Jim Chalmer's proposed super tax reforms has broken his silence, telling The...
Alan Joyce Laughs When Asked Whether A Billion Dollar Profit Means Qantas Will Pay Tax This Year
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The boss of Australia's favourite airline has today moved to hose down any silly questions from the nation's reporters.
Alan Joyce has quickly...
Bushie Down For The Rugby In Sydney’s Been Getting A Few Compliments On His Loud Shirt And Athletic Physique
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A relatively well-built young man with questionable fashion sense has made his way down from the Central West...
P!nk Tour Inspires Nation’s Netball Mums To Call Their Salon And Book In A Fresh Galah
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Phones have been running hot across hair salons in the Diamantina this week, as local netball Mums scramble to book in...
Drought Expert Barnaby Defends Italian Cotton Farmers As Venice Canals Dry Up
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One of the nation's greatest drought minds has weighed into the ongoing crisis in Venice that's seen the city's...
Local Man Channels His Inner Barry Gibb After Blasting Pinky Toe On The Fucking Coffee Table
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A crisp G♯5 tone could be heard across Rivendell Street in Betoota Heights this morning prompting some locals to...
Ageing Chode Tells Anyone Who’ll Listen That Lefty Cummins Needs To Go And JL Will Save Us
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Some silly old fuck from Betoota Heights that walks around town with his shirt tucked into his Gazman shorts,...
Barnaby Says He Will Fight For The Right Of All Australians To Raid Their Super To Buy A Jeep Compass
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The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce is coming into bat for Australians who want access to their money so they can...
Albanese Accused Of Taking His Mardi Gras Costume Way Too Far
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Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has caused quite a stir today, after revealing his outfit for Mardi Gras.
This comes as the WorldPride...
Mark Waugh To Put The Pads On Next Test And Show The Boys How It’s Done
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Brother of Steve and Test great Mark Waugh is going to wind back the clock next week and show...
