Hard-Working Young Couple That Did Everything Right Now In Negative Equity And Nearly Broke
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights couple that sacrificed and saved to buy their first home in our town's aspirational suburbs are...
Advice Column | Why This Bitcoin Rally Is Different And Guaranteed To Make You A Quick Million Bucks
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This time it’s different. This time the rally is going all the way to the moon and we’re all...
Red P-Plates On Audi A1 Indicates Daddy’s Probably Not A Big Fan Of Jim Chalmers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A study has found that a pair of red p-plate slapped onto an Audi A1 has been found to...
Bonza Says Airline Has No Plans On Servicing Sydney Because It’s A Shithole That’s Full Of Wankers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The rat people of Sydney will have to wait a little longer for some proper airborne hospitality after low-cost...
Dutton Says Super Concessional Tax Increases Are An Attack On Everyday, Beach House-Owning Australians
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Opposition leader Peter Dutton has blasted the Federal Government's move to double the superannuation concessional tax rate for people...
Coles, Woolworths Bragging About Record Profits Means Local Man No Longer Feels Guilty About Stealing Meat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Betoota Heights Coles has a meat bandit and he's become a hero to the community this week after...
“It’s Just Not A Good Look” Says Sky News Dad Who Supported Dutton Attending Pell’s Funeral
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A local father of three has today explained to The Advocate his frustration with the new government.
Speaking to us from the coffee...
Emerging Affluent Young Couple Splash Out And Buy The Lavender-Scented Garbage Bags
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
The sweet scent of lavender has this morning wafted across the nostrils of primary school teacher, Lauren Goss (33), as she replaced the...
Unremarkable White Collar City Guy Prepares To Save Humanity Over The Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A run of the mill white collar guy from our town’s very own Betoota Ponds is today preparing to depart the real world.
Albert...
Bloke Dying For Return Of Contact Sports Spices Up Day With Weird New Chip Flavour
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local Dribbler has gone a little rogue in the snacks aisle this evening, as he attempts to cure his case...
