Avgeek Wants To Point Out That The Pejorative Term ‘Airbus Albo’ Isn’t Actually Technically Correct Because Some Of The Time, He Actually Flies On A Boeing 737 BBJ Instead...
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A local aviation enthusiast has pointed out to The Advocate that the pejorative term 'Airbus Albo' is actually technically...
Uni Grad’s Transition From Labourer To White Collar Sees $6 Sushi Replace $4 Banh Mi For Daily Feed
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A local man has today spoken to The Betoota Advocate about the good life he's currently living.
The recently employed architect here in...
Albo Tells AUKUS That There Were No Fancy Nuclear Submarines Where He Grew Up, In Camperdown Public Housing, Where They Only Had Shitty Diesel-Electrics
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has taken a trip across the Pacific Ocean to address the United States naval top...
Pop Feeling Relevant After Figuring Out Tim Tszyu Is The Son Of Kostya Who You Might Not Remember
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Australian boxing now has it's very own Mayweather Family, as the prodigal son Tim Tszyu emerges as the interim WBO super welterweight world...
GWS’ #1 Draft Pick Excited To Play Through Mandated 2-Year Contract Before Trading To Bigger, Better Club For More $$
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Victorian key forward Ethan Wilson has officially became the nation’s top young AFL talent after he was selected as pick #1...
Project Home Michelangelo Gently Maintains His 34 Square Metre Sistine Chapel
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With a Flexi Friday at his mercy, Betoota Heights man Aaron Shoop has spent the morning adding some touches to his greatest artwork....
NIMBY Richmond Shitebags Want Drug Users To Die In The Park Like The Good Old Days
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A pair of Kooyong downsizers that moved into Richmond a few years ago are appalled at the Victorian Government's...
Coles Update Their Slogan To More Accurately Reflect Their Business
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One of nation's supermarket duopoly have made a big media splash today, by revealing a huge marketing change.
Famous for lying about selling...
Ex-Hillsonger Still Has Some Serious Pipes
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A local woman who grew up in hedge fund-turned-megachurch Hillsong is still able to absolutely belt one out when...
“I’m Living The Australian Dream” Says Man Grilling Fish With Electric BBQ On Balcony Of His Dogbox Apartment
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In a heartwarming story of perseverance and ingenuity, a man living his Meriton dogbox has revealed how he has...
