Pub Trivia Team With 13 People Doesn’t Even Win
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Despite having a disgrace amount of people on their team, a local pub trivia team has gone down to...
Dominic Perrottet Reveals Plans To Introduce New Tollways On Sydney Footpaths If Elected
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In news from Sydney, some new exciting tollways for residents of the Harbour city have been announced today.
Unhappy with the numerous tolls...
Man Granted Conditional Approval From Bank Of Mum & Dad To Go And Get Fucked
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A prospective homebuyer from our town's north has been laughed at this afternoon by his own parents after he...
Polling Shows People Of NSW Pretty Keen To Try A New Government After 3 Years Of Bedshits
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Early polling has shown that the people of NSW are keen to try something new for the next three...
“There’s Too Many Migrants!” Says Patriot Who Reckons He’s Above Working Certain Jobs
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A young fella just looking for a place to rest his head at night is crestfallen today after yet...
Doctor Has A Son That Is Also A Doctor
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A local doctor has proudly told his mates down at the Royal Betoota Country Club that his son is...
Neo-Liberal China Hawk Says Killing Off Our Middle Class Is The Price We Have To Pay For Peace In The Indo-Pacific
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A self-congratulatory young man from our town's leafiest enclave has shrugged off suggestions that the government is putting too...
Entitled International Student Comes Here And Expects That They Won’t Be Ripped Off
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In a shocking turn of events, an international student has arrived at South Betoota Polytechnic and is demanding basic...
Biden Assures Albo That Second-Hand Subs Will Hold Their Value Better Than A 300-Series LandCruiser
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US President Joe Biden has hosed down concerns that Australians are getting a raw deal with the submarines, telling...
RBA Put A New Toner Cartridge In Their Money Printer Ahead Of Submarine Invoice Arriving
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The Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA) has revealed that they've changed the toner cartridge in their money printer ahead...
