Young Couple Absolutely Nails It By Starting Renovations Two Weeks Before Finding Out They’re Pregnant
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact
For young Flight Path District couple Jayce (31) and Gwynevere (30), buying their first property was an incredible milestone.
A milestone that obliterated...
Kegerator Owner Gives Bartender Unsolicited Beer Pouring Advice
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact
A veteran froth king has tried to improve the pouring skills of a local bartender, this week - with some unwanted advice.
“Mate,...
CSIRO Warns Nation Will Be Hotter Than Doug Bollinger’s Scalp By 2050
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The nation's peak scientific body has released a new report into how much this planet is fucked this week...
Kid Watching TikToks Of Ukrainian Snipers Braining Russians With Thermal Scope Also Acting Up At School For Some Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The parents of a Betoota Heights 12-year-old have told teachers at Green Road State School that they have no...
Bloke Working From Home Takes Third Shower Before Lunch
MARIO STRADLATER | Local | Contact
Nathaniel Hicks (28), a public servant who has worked from home for the last 2 years, has broken new ground by having his...
Latitude Hopes They Can Just Continue To Ignore Data Leak Problem Until It Goes Away
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Nearly a third of Australia and New Zealand has had their data stolen from Latitude Financial Services servers by...
John Howard Placed Back Into Suspended Animation In Cryogenic Lab Until 2024 Queensland State Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Former Prime Minister John Howard has been placed back into suspended animation after his work campaigning for the NSW...
“But That’s Where I Hide MY Money?!” Uber Rich In Panic As Credit Suisse Shits The Bed
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
No one with billions of dollars wants to see an elite global banking giant like Credit Suisse shit the bed.
Especially not uber rich...
Bloke Employs A Bit Of Wim Hof At The Pub In An Effort To Stop The Goddamn Hiccups
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A seasoned grogman of local fame has stolen the show yet again this afternoon down at the Royal Commercial...
Young Family On The Move As Landlord Finds 16 International Students Prepared To Pay More
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
As the world returns to normal, students from around the world are coming to Betoota to study at one...
