Liberals Begin Campaign To Win Back Teal Seats By Opposing The Voice To Parliament
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The Liberal Party is beginning the arduous journey today to win back seats lost to "teal independents" at the...
Nation Remains Optimistic That New Federal ICAC Will Mean Stuff Like This Happens Here One Day
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Scenes of former US President Donald Trump facing charges in New York City have Australians optimistic that with the...
Teacher Judging The Easter Egg Hat Comp Fully Aware P&C President’s Daughter Needs To Win
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A Betoota Ponds Primary School teacher is currently coming to terms with what awaits her.
Entering her 8th year at the primary school...
Conclusion Of Daylight Savings Sees Local Man Order Himself A PS5
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A local man has today come to terms with the reality that has set in around him.
Namely the fact that he’s living in...
“That’ll Do, Pig,” Says RBA Boss Philip Lowe To Australian People After Pausing Rate Hike
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Australians are breathing easier today after the Reserve Bank put an end to the successive interest rate hikes that...
Man Tired Of Short-Term Rentals In His Building Glues Offending Apartment’s Fusebox Off
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"We should've just stayed in a hotel," sighed some southern yuppie as she sat on her suitcase in the...
Inner-City Leftie Wakes From Terrible Nightmare Where They Blamed Housing Crisis On Immigration
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A young French Quarter professional has had the fright of her life over the weekend after waking from a...
Self-Made Man Gets A Range Rover Pass
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A cattle farmer from our town's northern fringe bought himself a Range Rover last week because he had the...
Boyfriend Told To Allow For At Least 60 Minutes Worth Of Laneway Photoshoots On Melbourne Trip
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A bloke going on a Melbourne trip with his girlfriend has been warned to allow at least an hour for some laneway photoshoots,...
Pauline: “I Condone Racism, Bigotry, Transphobia And Xenophobia But I Draw The Line At Homophobia!”
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Pauline Hanson has begun the task of mopping up after her New South Welsh counterpart this week after a...
