Mature-Age Student With The $737,070.48 HECS Debt Says He’s Just Another Victim Of Indexation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The keeper of Australia's largest HECS debt says he too is a victim of indexation, telling The Advocate that...
Depleted Bachelor Chases One Last Sugar Hit By Devouring Last Discount Bunny In Servo Bargain Bin
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local Bachelor has decided to drill himself further into a pre-diabetic coma this morning as he enjoys one last chunk...
Bob Katter Says If You Want His Opinion On An Indigenous Voice, Well The Fact Of The Matter Is That It’s Not Likely We’ll Ever See Anything Quite Like...
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Ahead of Bob Katter's long-awaited appearance on the ABC's Q&A to discuss the Indigenous Voice to Parliament, the humble Member For Kennedy...
Pine-O-Clean Disinfectant Wins Best Alcohol-Free Spirit Award
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
One of the nation's most trusted hospital-grade disinfectants has taken out a massive award over the weekend at the...
Opinion: Has Meghan The Witch Already Ruined The Coronation?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
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Has the greatest day on the Royal Calendar already been ruined, weeks before it even arrived?
Unfortunately, the answer is probably yes -...
Young Parents Rush To The Bedroom For Their Weekly 8:00am ‘Bluey Root’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Times have certainly changed for one young couple in Betoota Grove.
As former partiers, Jenny and Bryce Rookwood are now operating on an...
RBA Admits They Actually Have No Fucking Idea What They’re Doing But They’re Trying Their Best
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A group of public servants has outed themselves this morning with senior bureaucrats at the Reserve Bank admitting that...
Annual Leave Expert Somehow Pulling Off A 28-Day-Weekend From Easter To ANZAC Day
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A public holiday professional has spoken to The Advocate from the pools of a Bali villa this morning, to explain how...
Local Woman Excited That Triangles Can Just Be Triangles Again After Dumping Illuminati Enthusiast
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact
A local woman is rejoicing today after finally thank-you-next-ing her boyfriend of 5 years (6 if you count his gap year in London...
Caravan Park Touch Game Getting Serious Enough For Local Dad To Put His Beer Down
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A game of Easter Sunday touch footy is heating up on the mid-north coast of NSW this afternoon as a group...
