Scientists Reveal First Images Of New Omicron Sub-Variant
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As the world enters its third year of battling the spicy cough, scientists have revealed that a new variant has received a software...
Enlightened Young Conservative That Grew Up In This House Feels The Voice Is Tokenistic And Patronising
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After trying his hand at a number of professions, the son of a successful local businessman and a popular...
Italians Claim Australian Prosecco Is Inferior Because It Doesn’t Contain Any DOT4 Brake Fluid
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The battle between local prosecco producers and their Italian counterparts is heating up again this week after the Europeans...
NIMBY Shitebags Fear Affordable Housing In The Area Will Result In More Interactions With Poor People
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A section of council housing in the French Quarter that was earmarked for redevelopment will now be sold by...
South Australian Wonders What The Cool Gadgets Are That Everyone Else Has In Their Hands At The Golf
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A South Australian man has been left wondering what everyone else has in their hands today after going to...
“Lunar Eclipse” Shouts Local Dad Before Mooning His Son
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Not often does an astronomy event create such a danger to the everyday punter.
The recent Lunar eclipse seen in Western Australia has...
Kyle Sandilands Does A Handstand Against The Wall And Shits On His Own Face In Effort To Reclaim #1 Breakfast Radio Spot
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Kyle Sandilands, the controversial host of the Kyle and Jackie O Show, shocked listeners on air with his latest...
Rupert Murdoch’s Leaked Emails Have Exposed The Inner Workings Of His Crumbling Empire
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All of News Corporation's 24 000 staff received an email this week that contained directions from the conglomerate's Chairman...
RBA Respond To Government Review By Claiming It’s Not Their Fault Everyone Is So Povo
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The Reserve Bank of Australia has today responded to a damning review which claims it needs to be shaken up to ensure it's...
Parents Outraged After Bluey Episode Shows Extrajudicial Execution Of Bandit By Chechen Separatists
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The creators of popular children's programme Bluey have come under attack again from parents by show a graphic execution...
