Centra Pop-Up Coming To Coogee Later This Year Bringing Cheap Chicken Rolls To Ireland’s 27th County
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Popular supermarket chain Centra is coming to Sydney later this year, with hopes to help beat the cost of...
People Worried About AI Taking Over And Killing Us All Obviously Haven’t Play AFL23 Yet
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Some in the artificial intelligence community have expressed concerns recently that the technology is developing too quickly, which will...
“This Better Be Worth It” Thinks Local Man After Shooting 36 Galahs For Heston Blumenthal Recipe
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A French Quarter man's afternoon was busy, he says, walking through scrub on the edge of town with a...
“Yes, Keep Blaming The Central Bank And Boomers For Your Housing Woes” Say These Three Sociopaths
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In a rare joint statement, former Prime Ministers Tony Abbott, Malcolm Turnbull and Scott Morrison have called on the...
Albo Sits In The Economy Section Of His Private Jet In Solidarity With People Doing It Tough
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The Prime Minister is on his way to London today for the Coronation of King Charles III despite criticisms...
Plus-1 On Wedding Table Full Of Strangers Sets A Cracking Pace On The Shiraz
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A young woman from Betoota Heights is feeling a little sorry for herself today, after a fairly sizeable Saturday night and Sunday morning....
Precocious Little Shit Reckons This Isn’t Real Carbonara
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The son of a Betoota Heights escalator technician turned his nose up at dinner last night, complaining to his...
Albo Defends Acting As The Nyotaimori Body Sushi Model At Kyle Sandiland’s Wedding
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The Prime Minister has come under fire for attending the wedding of controversial FM radio shock jock Kyle Sandilands...
Woke Millennial Teacher Reckons You Can’t Send A Kid To School With A Chip Sandwich Anymore
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A hard-working Betoota Heights father received a call this afternoon from his son's teacher a Green Road State School...
From The Archives: Hawke Concerned For Fraser’s Mental Health After He Went Mad On The Grog And Lost His Pants Somewhere In Memphis
14 October 1986
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Prime Minister Bob Hawke has expressed concern for his political opponent, former PM Malcolm Fraser, after...
