Mate Insists He’s Wearing New Bucket Hat Ironically
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A moderately popular man in a local friendship group is today facing a barrage of questions, after turning up in some fresh new...
Local Woman Blushes After Suburban Boyfriend Tells Her She’s The Cola To His Woodstock
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Betoota Ponds woman has this week been spotted turning a bright shade of red, after her boyfriend uttered the most romantic sequence...
Harmless Coworker From The Suburbs Pretty Into This Lakers Game On Right Now
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The most middle-class people in the country are tuned into a sporting spectacle happening somewhere in America right now.
It's...
Sports Betting Lobby Pushes To Allow Punters To Bet Using Their Super
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
An Australian lobbying collective is looking out for the people, as usual, by pressuring the government to allow punters to bet using their...
Former Ansett Employee Still Shakes His Head And Swears Walking Past Air NZ Lounge
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"Fuck those Kiwi bastards," he said.
"I will never forget what you did to us."
In February of 2001, the Air...
Office True Crime Fans Go Wild After Colleague Outs Himself As Coming From Infamous Murder Town
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
An office in downtown Betoota is reeling this morning as if it comes to terms with a major twist in a...
“Hello, Old Friend” Says Man Firing Up BitTorrent After Cancelling His Expensive Streaming Services
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
As the cost of living crisis continues to hurt even middle-class families around the country, a polite and law-abiding...
Paul Kent Provides Rational Fact-Based Argument Delivered With Respect And Nuance
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Rugby league’s King of Class has set the standard once again as NRL 360 regular Paul Kent spent another episode providing a rational...
Armidale Lions Shooting Guard Barnaby Joyce Disappointed To Miss Out On Boomers World Cup Squad
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Barnaby Joyce fears the decision to omit him from the Australian Boomers FIBA World Cup Squad may be politically...
“Raising JobKeeper Is A Waste Of My Tax Dollars!” Says Bloke With Discretionary Trust, Maltese Passport And Offshore Bank Account
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
One of our town's leading financiers has criticised the move by the Albanese Government to raise the JobSeeker Allowance...
