“Yeah Leaving Mine Now” Biden Texts Albanese Ahead Of Cancelling Historic Visit To Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
JUST COMING OFF THE M1: Prime Minister Albanese has been reportedly dogged quite severely overnight, after inviting one of the older boys...
Med Student Who Just Got On The Orthopaedics Program Not Too Concerned About This Massive HECS Indexation Coming
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The over-educated, under-employed masses of our bustling inland port city are nervously waiting for their student debts to be...
Bloke With $5m Property Portfolio Surprisingly Not That Into Negative Gearing Reform
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The 151 MPs and 76 senators in Federal Parliament own a combined total of 237 properties around the country.
This...
Mercedes With Extensive Body Damage Indicates This Rich Old Teal Enjoys A Chardonnay Or Seven With Lunch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Of the many side-swept and half-fucked Mercedes Benzes that potter about our bustling inland port city, not many are...
Florida Moves To Ban Round The Twist Episode Where Pete Gives Birth To A Tree Fairy Baby
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The war on wokeness has claimed another victim today, with a famous Australian TV show copping a significant blow.
In some some curious news...
Corporate Robot At PwC Shamefully Removes Lanyard Before Networking Event Amid Tax Leak Scandal
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A corporate tax professional at the PwC Betoota offices is one of the forgotten victims of the ongoing tax...
Entire Monday Night NRL 360 To Be Devoted To St George Dragons Coaching Crisis And Nothing Else
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Fox Sports have today confirmed that tonight's NRL360 will be one for the ages!
The pay TV home of Rugby League has informed the...
Frydenberg Still Fuming That Labor Got To Post Country’s First Budget Surplus In 15 Years
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
The Advocate unreservedly apologises to those present at Goldman Sachs’ Collins Street offices yesterday. In particular to those who witnessed the misunderstanding between...
King Charles’s 3-Hour Coronation Special Even Better The Second Time Around, Says Nan
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Days after the remaining people who cared watched a dole bludger be crowned King of the British Empire, Nan has confirmed that the...
AFL Creates New Father / Son-Who-Is-Also-My-Cousin Rule For New Tassie Team
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact
In a wonderful show of class, the AFL has enhanced its inclusivity credentials by making the game more accessible to our...
