NSW Police Send Riot Squad Into Aged Care Facility After Reports Of A Rowdy Craft Afternoon
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
An aged care facility in the NSW region of Lennoxtown is currently under a serious lockdown.
The code 3 emergency at the 104...
NSW Police Add Walking Frames To List Of Schedule 1 Prohibited Weapons
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAfter a tumultuous few days of dealing with the aftermath of the nursing home attack, the NSW police have since announced that they...
“Nobody Wants To Work Anymore” Says Local Business Owner That Doesn’t Want To Work, Either
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A French Quarter small bar owner has said times are tough at the moment because he can't find enough...
QLD Selectors Pick Reece Walsh At Fullback After Defeating Ponga In Magic Mike-Style Dance Off
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In breaking news out of Queensland this morning, Reece Walsh will wear the #1 jumper for the Maroons after narrowly beating...
Short King Makes A Point Of Being A Really Fast Walker
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A young fellow who happens to be noticeably shorter than many of his peers is also a very fast...
Albanese Asks Japanese Prime Minister If He’s Got Any Of Those Minus 196’s At The G7 Summit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has shown his affable personality off on the world stage today.
Engaging in some friendly diplomacy with other leaders...
Chirpy Airline Crew Playfully Check Out Of Hotel Lobby Like They Had An Orgy Last Night
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A cacophony of giggles is filling a hotel lobby this morning as a chirpy airline crew share some flirty banter amongst...
Modern Man Hasn’t Experienced ‘Fight-Or-Flight’ Since His Bank Card Declined In 2017
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Upon reflecting on what the last real thrill he had, Betoota local Liam Bram realised he hasn’t really experienced a flight-or-fight response since...
On Top Of Wanting Secure Housing, This Entitled Millennial Also Wants A Fulfilling Job
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A spoiled young man with an unprofessional ponytail has been labeled an "entitled millennial" today by some in the...
Rugby League Journos Enter 5th Day Of Frenzied Silence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
It's been 5 hectic days for the journalists of the rugby league world, and it looks like there might not be any end...
