Bloke Didn’t Realise Everyone Thought He Was Ugly Until He Got Told He Was Punching
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Betoota local Daniel Nagy has learnt his friends always thought he had a rude head ever since he shacked up with his conventionally...
Public Servant Mate Wondering Why You Can’t Just Clock Off At 1pm On A Friday Arvo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
"What's fucking wrong with ya?"
Those were the words ringing down Angus Bell's phone line this afternoon.
"It's one o'clock on a Friday afternoon,...
Tradie Wears Training Shorts To Make It Clear This Is Backup Career
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Third year carpentry apprentice Talumn Chadley (19) has made it clear he is showing up to his backup career by wearing training shorts...
Severely Inland RSL Still Insisting With Fisherman’s Basket
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A severely inland RSL is doing its bit to bring the Australian Riviera to the outback by insisting on selling the same fisherman’s...
Government Asks PWC To Conduct An Audit Of Government’s Relationship With PWC
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Federal Government has today moved to deal with the fallout from the PWC scandal.
Facing allegations of abuses of power and misuse...
“It’s Not Coming Off,” Albo Says To His Chief-Of-Staff After Modi Visit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Prime Minister has learned a lesson this morning that many people learn much earlier in life.
Anthony Albanese...
Naarm Settler All For Taxing Big Business But Did Dan Have To Come After Her Rich Architect Parents Like That?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Melbourne woman has told The Advocate this morning that she is glad the government is finally making big...
International Student Arrives At First Lecture To Find His Professor Is A Racist Horse Named George That Can Barely Speak English
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
An international student from India has expressed his shock to The Advocate today that one of his lecturers is...
Darryl “The Big Marn” Brohman Named As New Host Of Q+A
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
ABC journalist and host of the flagship current affairs show Q+A, Stan Grant, has resigned from the organization...
AFL To Commence Fucking Up Investigation Of How They Fucked Up Investigation Of Hawthorn Racism
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact
“We fucked up,” was the understated phrase that came from AFL CEO Gillon McLachlan as he fronted a media scrimmage on...
