NRL Wonder Why Their “Stop Watching GayFL! Watch Real Footy!” Campaign In Adelaide Has Failed So Spectacularly
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The NRL brains trust has been left to hand out tickets to State of Origin tonight because nobody with...
Hilltop Hoods To Join The Living End At Origin As NRL Look To Replicate J Lo & Shakira Super Bowl Spectacular
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
South Australians have flocked to the box office this afternoon as locals rush to secure seats to the ‘Rugby League State...
RBA Governor Philip Lowe Falls To His Knees In Circular Quay And Vomits Watching People Pay $40 For 5 Churros At Vivid Foodtruck
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The man standing between us and the inflation monster that's threatening to kill us all threw himself to the...
European Tourist Manages To Get Through Entire Bali Trip Without Getting Naked In Public Once
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A young German woman has today been heaped with praise, after managing to achieve the impossible.
23-year-old Stephanie Rahm has made headlines after...
Troy Buswell Blows The Conch Of Vasse To Herald His Intent To Run In Rockingham By-Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Troy Buswell, the disgraced former Treasurer of Western Australia, has blown the conch of Vasse this morning to herald...
Chiropractor Says That Soreness Will Take At Least 12 Sessions And $12,500 To Understand
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
It is understood the practice of chiropractic therapy is the most complex medical science known to man.
No one understands this better than Lake...
Citizens Of Democratic People’s Republic Of Western Australia Begin Openly Weeping In Street As Chairman McGowan Dies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Chairman Mark McGowan, the defacto leader of the Democratic People's Republic Of Western Australia (DPRWA), has reportedly died of...
Skivvy Clad Brad Fittler Takes NSW Origin Team For Bonding Session At Barossa Valley Winery
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
NSW Blues Coach Brad Fittler has today taken things outside the box in preparation for the State of Origin series opener.
With the...
David Koch Retires To Spend More Time On His Internet Crypto Currency Scams
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Popular morning television host David Koch has today confirmed that he will be standing down as the host of Sunrise.
The long time...
“You Know, It’s Nice To See Kids Having Fun Outside For Once” Says Local Old Codger
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A French Quarter barfly remarked to our reporter this morning that he finds it nice to see kids putting...
