Boss Wants You Back In Office So He Has Captive Audience Again
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
After the world recently discovered the joy of working from home, many employers are wanting their employees back in the office again as...
Solar Panel Company Spruiking Government’s $260 Rebate As The Perfect Excuse To Buy $26,000 Home Solar Array
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
It’s official. The renewable energy transition is now 100% complete after the government has finally given Aussies the perfect excuse to go solar.
Right...
Report: Early ‘Like A Versions’ Still Slap Despite Being Filmed On A Nokia E71
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
As the nation begins to curate their votes for Triple J’s Hottest 100 edition of ‘Like a Version’, it’s been uncovered...
Greens Refuse To Stand Down On Housing Bill: “It’s Not Over Until The Plus Sized She/Her Sings”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Greens have today made a concerted effort to hold firm on a major issue.
After months of going back and forth over...
Selfless Local Father Volunteers To Do The Night Time Wake Ups For Next 5 Days
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Ponds father of 2 has today caused a huge sigh of relief to echo throughout his household.
Bert Beattie did so...
Local Supermarket Just Raises The Price Of Everything For No Reason Because Why Not
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The greasy-haired fuck who runs the Betoota Heights Franklins has admitted to The Advocate today that sometimes, he arbitrarily...
Greens Staff Told To Keep Their Euro Summers The Fuck Off Instagram During Cost-Of-Living Crisis
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the winter months roll around, Parliament House usually operates on a skeleton workforce, as the vast majority of the millennial and Gen-Z...
Cost-Of-Living Got You Down? Just Move Back Home With Your White Middle-Class Parents In The Suburbs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Reserve Bank is set to turn up the dial on what's left of middle Australia tomorrow by raising...
Film Student Recommends Some Boring French Shit, Just Ignore Him
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Life is full of uncertainties, such as the possibility that at the next event or get together you might get stuck talking to...
JB Hi-Fi Finally Concede and Rebrand To JBEE Cause That’s What Everyone Calls Them Anyway
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation’s premier home entertainment and electronics retailer has today made a big move to fall in line with consumer perceptions.
JB Hi-Fi has...
