Local Man Who Wants Some Extreme Stress And Anxiety In His Life Will Be Tuning Into The Ashes This Evening
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An unrushed young man from our town's cosmopolitan French Quarter has lamented the absence of stress and anxiety in...
Victorian Farmer Grows Something Lame Like Apples Or Some Shit
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A regional Victorian has turned his back on conventional farming practices to grow apples and other pretentious fruits like...
Local Woman Who Spent 90 Minutes In Foodie TikTok Wormhole Enjoys Packet Of Chips For Dinner
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A French Quarter woman is today feeling a little under nourished, after treating herself to a pretty basic dinner last night.
The young...
Dog Daycare In Posh Area Provides Free Birkenstocks For Pups To Chew Up
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As the rest of humanity tries to go about its day, the one percent of puppies are leading a more lavish lifestyle than...
“Crypto Collapse May Have Further To Go” Tarot Card Reader Makes Safe Prediction
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The Principle fund manager at Betoota’s largest super fund has today handed in his resignation, effective immediately.
Adam Franklin’s (37) resignation comes after he...
Conservatives Having No Problem Adjusting Pronouns To Keep British Royals Happy On King’s Birthday
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In a recent case of ‘sounds about right’, it has been revealed that the nation’s conservative population has no problem changing pronouns when...
Economics Just Horoscopes For Nerds Born Into Wealthy Families
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One of Betoota's very own universities has today released a ground breaking study.
South Betoota Polytechnic's Anthropological Faculty has made public a landmark...
Career Public Servant Who Took 90 Minute Lunch Break Says This New Generation Are Entitled
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A rusted on bureaucrat has today moved to condemn the emerging generation of workers.
74-year-old Bill Wilson informed The Advocate that he holds...
Dragons Revoke Flanagan’s Coaching Offer After Discovering He’s Never Had A Criminal Conviction
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The coaching saga at the St George Illawarra Dragons has today taken another strange turn.
After having their number one coaching target turn...
Stingy RSL Pours Wine With Full Centimetre Of Air At Top
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A local RSL must be doing it tough right now after serving up an absolute scabfest of a pour with a full centimetre...
