Barnaby Joyce Given The Task Of Finding Agreeable Locals Who Won’t Give The PM A Full Blown Spray
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Deputy Prime Minister has finally been called upon to do a little bit of work today.
Not by helping out in the...
Bloke Who Can’t Roll-Out Flood Recovery Carrying On Like He Can Protect Us From Global Superpower
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Despite being unable to move more than 500 troops a few hundred kilometres, Scott Morrison has continued carrying on like nobody else but...
Holy Shit. Did You Know You Can Get A Cute Dog Without Dropping A Month’s Salary?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Nation’s yuppies have today been rocked to their core, after news broke that it's possible to get a cute dog without...
Arabs Relieved To Be Finally Handing The Hollywood Movie Bad Guys Stereotype Back To Russians
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
The world's Arabic people and people of Arabic descent are celebrating this week, as they prepare to hand the Hollywood Movie Bad Guy...
Report: Floods Only Helping Jet Ski Owners Justify Their Purchase
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
At the time of writing, the full extent of the damage caused by floods in Queensland is yet to be fully assessed as...
Sick-Leave Scotty Consumes Enough Biased Free-To-Air TV To Actually Believe He’s A Good PM
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
As sick leave Scotty continues to isolate himself from regular Australians, our nation’s leader has been watching enough free-to-air TV to actually...
Australia Starting To Think Burning Fossil Fuels At Accelerating Rate For 200 Years A Bad Idea
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Namely, the commonly accepted theory that climate change is a myth that has been orchestrated by leftie elites who enjoy seeing coal miners...
Dutton Joins Ukraine’s International Defence Battalion To Avoid Becoming Acting PM
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
An interesting morning in Federal politics has taken another bizarre turn, it can be confirmed.
Following in the footsteps of Prime Minister Scott...
Kyle and Jackie O Struggling To Segue From Invasion Of Ukraine To Latest MAFs Scandal
KEITH T. DENNETT |New South | CONTACT
Australia’s King and Queen of soft-core porn radio are bracing themselves for a difficult week, struggling to work out the best...
Scotty From Marketing Turns Up In Lismore With Pool Noodle And Wahu Footy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The head of Marketing at the Federal Government of Australia has raised eyebrows today.
This comes after Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing turned up...
