Ukrainian President Not In Hawaii
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In some breaking news from the Eastern European nation of Ukraine, the man elected to be their leader is not currently in Hawaii....
Lismore Country Women’s Association Get To Work: “Break Out The Margarine Girls”
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With floodwaters continuing to rise around the Northern Rivers of NSW and South East of Queensland, the community has once again lifted to...
Cyber Attack Targeting Australia’s Social Security System Accidentally Improves User Experience
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn shocking news, Russia has today come through with their cyber attack threats, easily breaking into one of Australia’s...
No… Coworker With Lots Of Zs In Her Last Name Cannot Help Explain What The Fuck Is Going On
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As the world continues to watch on in horror at the events unfolding in Ukraine, a Betoota Heights local has revealed she's had...
Scotty Vows To Protect The Delicious Chicken Kievs From The Grips Of Russian Tyranny
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With the world looking on in disbelief at the unfolding military situation in Ukraine, our Prime Minister has made his strongest comments yet...
World War 3 Set To Prove Long-Held Theory That Threequels Are Always The Shittest
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A widely debated scientific theory looks set to be proven correct this year, it can be confirmed.
Hypothesized about for decades, it looks...
Tony Abbott Informs Global Community His Offer To Shirtfront Vladimir Putin Still Stands
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As the world looks on at the situation in Ukraine in disbelief, one of our very own has put his hand up to...
PM Condemns Disgraceful Sydney Train Drivers For Being Told To Not Go To Work By NSW Government
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As limited services resume on Sydney's Railways, the fallout from yesterday's shutdown has continued today.
This comes as a result of the now...
Queen Reportedly Contracts COVID While Visiting ATM To Organise Prince Andrew’s Hush Payments
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe spicy cough appears to have finally infiltrated the golden gates of Windsor Castle, with news that the queen has tested positive...
Nation That Took 10 Years To Roll Out Copper Wire NBN Offers Cyber Warfare Support To Ukraine
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The eastern European nation of Ukraine is today singing Australia's praises, after our kind offer of assistance in the face of adversity.
With...
